Hee Haw Quotes

Grandpa Jones: I crossed a toaster with an electric blanket.
Everybody: What'd you get?
Grandpa Jones: A machine that pops you out of bed.
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Roy Clark: I crossed a pussycat with a 500 pound canary.
Audience: What'd you get?
Roy Clark: A canary that says [gruff voice]
Roy Clark: Come here pussycat!
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Teacher: Which is farther away, England or the moon?
Student: England.
Teacher: Why England?
Student: Because I can see the moon but I can't see England.
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