The Singles Ward Quotes

DeVerl: And how are you sisters this fine afternoon, relief society good today?

Movie: The Singles Ward
[about the girls at a ward party]
Eldon: What do you care? You're going on a mission.
Dallin: I need someone to write to me.
Eldon: Dallin, I've seen your grades, you need somebody to read to you.

Movie: The Singles Ward
[Hyrum and Dallin are inhaling helium from balloons left by a girl for the Preference Dance]
Dallin: Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf! This came out of the balloon! It looks like another piece to the PUZZLE!

Movie: The Singles Ward