The Raccoons Quote

Pig One: This is the secret we've been protecting!?
(The pigs laugh)
Cyril: You find something funny about a Sneer that gave away all his money?
Pigs: No sir! No sir!
Cyril: A Sneer who gave everything away to charity? This statue is an embarassment to me! It could ruin my image forever!
Pig One: But sir, why don't you just destroy it?
Cyril: Destroy it?!?
Pig Two: Oh yes sir, destroy it!
Cyril: On top of by being quiet, humble, generous and kind, I also always keep my word.
Flashback of Cyril's Uncle: Promise me!
Cyril: I suggest you do the same.
Pigs: Yes sir.
Cyril: Because if one breath ever gets out about this, it'll be kicking you off of the 50 yard line at next year's Superbowl! Is that clear?
Pigs: Yes sir!
Pig One: Your secret's safe with us sir!
Pig Two: Our lips are sealed!
Cyril: So's your fate! Now get this eyesore where no one will ever find it!

TV Show: The Raccoons

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