The Pest Quotes

Himmel: Don't flatter me.
Pest: OK, your feet stink, your nose is point and your mother dresses you funny!

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Leo: Ah, the tracking device I placed in his underwear seems to be working.
Himmel: Why does Leo get all the good jobs?

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Pest: Of course I farted. What, you think I smell like this all the time?

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Xantha: Anything you have to say to me... you can say it in front of Malaria.
Pest: Anything?
Xantha: Anything.
Pest: Alright. Malaria's got mossy teeth, dandruff, and a fat butt!
Xantha: PEST!
Malaria: These jeans make me look fat!
Pest: Ah no, Malaria, your fat butt makes you look fat!

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[after Gustav wasted his tranquilzers on Xantha's family and his son, missing Pest]
Pest: You can't hit me! You can't hit me! You're a big sucker-butt! Ha ha ha, ha ha ha! I can't believe you're German! Ha ha h... [Gustav hits him with the gun handle]

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