The Palm Beach Story Quotes

Gerry Jeffers: You're not being rude, dear, you're just being yourself.

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John D. Hackensacker III: Tipping is un-American.

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John D. Hackensacker III: You know Maude, somebody meeting you for the first time, not knowing you were cracked, might get the wrong impression of you.

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Princess Centimillia: What's buzzin', cousins?

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Tom Jeffers: Where'd you meet this Weenie King?
Gerry Jeffers: You'll die laughing!
Tom Jeffers: All right, convulse me.

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