The Office Quote
Jim Halpert: [Michael's hands are tied to the rail of the Booze Cruise ship] What happened to you?
Michael Scott: Captain Jack has a problem with authority.
Jim Halpert: Oh, right, 'cause you announced that his ship was sinking
Michael Scott: He just totally lost it. If you ask me he caused the panic.
Jim Halpert: What a night...
Michael Scott: Yeah, well. Good for you, your friend got engaged.
Jim Halpert: She was already engaged.
Michael Scott: Roy said the first one didn't count.
Jim Halpert: That's... great. To tell you the truth, I used to have a big thing for pam. So...
Michael Scott: Really. You're kidding me. You and Pam? Wow. I would have never put you two together... did you really... you really hid it well. God. I usually have a radar for stuff like that. [sighs]
Michael Scott: You know I made out with Jan.
Jim Halpert: Yeah. I know.
Michael Scott: Yeah. Yeah. Well, Pam is cute.
Jim Halpert: Yeah. She's really funny, and... she's warm, and she's just... anyway.
Michael Scott: Well, if you like her so much, don't give up.
Jim Halpert: She's engaged.
Michael Scott: Pift. BFD. Engaged aint married.
Jim Halpert: Huh.
Michael Scott: [Uncharacteristically serious] Never, ever, ever give up.
TV Show: The Office
