The Norm Show Quotes

Max Denby: My ex-wife, who for the purposes of this conversation I'll just call... biiiitttccchhh!

TV Show: The Norm Show
Mr. Denby: Norm, I'd like to talk to you regarding our long distance policy (MacDonald, Norm@Norm Henderson) [on the phone]
Mr. Denby: : Okay, sir
Mr. Denby: You have all these calls to China. Who do you know in China?
Norm Henderson: Well, no one until you call, sir. Hold on one second. [into phone, in Chinese]
Norm Henderson: Ni hao ma. Ding hai Prince Albert in a can?

TV Show: The Norm Show
Norm Henderson: He may be rich, but all his money and power can't stop me from rubbing my hands together maniacally!

TV Show: The Norm Show