The Muppet Movie Quotes

Fozzie: Hello, I'd like an ice cream.
Ice Cream Vendor: What do you want? Chocolate, vanilla, coffee, peach, fudge, rum, banana?
Fozzie: Honey.
Ice Cream Vendor: Honey? I beg your pardon, I hardly know you.
Fozzie: Ah! But seriously, I'd like a honey ice cream cone for me, and a dragonfly ripple for my friend the frog.
Ice Cream Vendor: OK. [handing him the ice creams]
Ice Cream Vendor: One honey cone for the bear.
Fozzie: Yeah.
Ice Cream Vendor: And one dragonfly ripple for the frog.
Fozzie: Yucha.
Ice Cream Vendor: Don't get 'em mixed up.
Fozzie: Gotcha.

Movie: The Muppet Movie
Gonzo: And I took a a 100ft belly flop onto a moving car.

Movie: The Muppet Movie
Kermit: Life is like a movie. Write your own ending.
All of the muppets singing together: Keep believing / Keep pretending / We've done just what we've set out to do. Someday you'll find it, the rainbow connection. The lovers, the dreamers, and you!

Movie: The Muppet Movie
Miss Piggy: Whisper sweet nothings into my ear.
Kermit: Motorcycle cop.
Miss Piggy: Motorcycle cop is a sweet nothing?
Kermit: A motorcycle cop is chasing us.

Movie: The Muppet Movie
Rowlf the Dog: Oh. Broken heart, right?
Kermit: [sadly] Does it show?
Rowlf the Dog: Listen, when you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have, you've seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered dream for every falling star.
Kermit: Exactly. She just walked out on me.
Rowlf the Dog: Ah, typical. That's why I live alone.
Kermit: You do, huh?
Rowlf the Dog: You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed.
Kermit: Nice and simple.
Rowlf the Dog: Stay away from women. That's my motto.
Kermit: But I can't.
Rowlf the Dog: Neither can I. And that's my trouble.

Movie: The Muppet Movie
Statler: I like the movie fine so far.
Waldorf: It hasn't started yet.
Statler: That's what I like about it. [they laugh]

Movie: The Muppet Movie