The Monster Quote

Sheriff Jeff: *What* did you hit him with?

Chase Winstead: My brand new, 100% completed hot rod.

Sheriff Jeff: You'd have had to start in the next county to get up enough momentum to do that to him.

Chase Winstead: Not with 4 quarts of nitro glycerin riding with me.

Mr. Wheeler: You drove across that rough field carrying nitro?

Chase Winstead: Yes sir!

Sheriff Jeff: Do you realize what could have happened?

Chase Winstead: It did. I lost my car!

Sheriff Jeff: Don't worry about that, the railroad will be *glad* to buy you a new one.

Movie: The Monster

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