The Merry Widow Quotes

Ambassador Popoff: Have you ever had diplomatic relations with a woman?

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Ambassador Popoff: Adamovitch.

Adamovitch: Yes, your excellency?

Ambassador Popoff: Go to my bedroom. In the cabinet, behind his majesty's picture, is a little brown bottle of poison... Throw it away. It's a protective measure.

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Ambassador Popoff: Adamovitch.

Adamovitch: Yes, your excellency?

Ambassador Popoff: Go to my bedroom. In the cabinet, behind his majesty's picture, is a little brown bottle of poison... Throw it away. It's a protective measure.

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Ambassador Popoff: Have you ever had diplomatic relations with a woman?

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Captain Danilo: You're the freshest Fifi I've ever met.

Sonia: But a nice Fifi.

Captain Danilo: How nice?

Sonia: Not too nice.

Captain Danilo: Your right eye says yes, and your left eye says no. Fifi, you're cockeyed!

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Captain Danilo: You're the freshest Fifi I've ever met.

Sonia: But a nice Fifi.

Captain Danilo: How nice?

Sonia: Not too nice.

Captain Danilo: Your right eye says yes, and your left eye says no. Fifi, you're cockeyed!

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Count Danilo: Are you pretty? Or beautiful?

Sonia: Gorgeous.

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Count Danilo: Are you pretty? Or beautiful?

Sonia: Gorgeous.

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Danilo: I'm a soldier. My duty is to fight. I'm willing to die on every battlefield. But I'm not going to drink another cup of coffee!

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Danilo: I'm a soldier. My duty is to fight. I'm willing to die on every battlefield. But I'm not going to drink another cup of coffee!

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Hanna: Besides the engagement to Rossion is off.

Danilo: Off?

Hanna: Off.

Danilo: But that rendezvous in the summer house....

Hanna: That was no rendezvous, that was another women a married woman, I merely stepped in to save her honor that's all.

Danilo: That's all?! And I nearly went out of my mind with sheer RAGE and MISERY

Hanna: You did?

Danilo: Yes.

Hanna: Why?

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Hanna: Besides the engagement to Rossion is off.
Danilo: Off?
Hanna: Off.
Danilo: But that rendezvous in the summer house....
Hanna: That was no rendezvous, that was another women a married woman, I merely stepped in to save her honor that's all.
Danilo: That's all?! And I nearly went out of my mind with sheer RAGE and MISERY
Hanna: You did?
Danilo: Yes.
Hanna: Why?

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King Achmet: So they're blaming me, huh?

Valet: For everything. They're even telling jokes about your majesty.

King Achmet: Are they funny?

Valet: No.

King Achmet: That's bad.

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King Achmet: Now tell me, if you weren't married... if you weren't my wife, could you fall for Gabrielovitsch?

Queen Dolores: If I weren't married... if I had it to do over again, and had the choice between you and Gabrielovitsch? Frankly, I'd take you.
[King Achmet laughs contentedly]

Queen Dolores: That shows you what I think of Gabrielovitsch.

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King Achmet: So they're blaming me, huh?

Valet: For everything. They're even telling jokes about your majesty.

King Achmet: Are they funny?

Valet: No.

King Achmet: That's bad.

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King Achmet: Now tell me, if you weren't married... if you weren't my wife, could you fall for Gabrielovitsch?

Queen Dolores: If I weren't married... if I had it to do over again, and had the choice between you and Gabrielovitsch? Frankly, I'd take you.
[King Achmet laughs contentedly]

Queen Dolores: That shows you what I think of Gabrielovitsch.

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Queen Dolores: Put Gabrielovitsch and Sienkovitsch together, and what have you got? Gabrielovitsch and Sienkovitsch.

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Queen Dolores: Put Gabrielovitsch and Sienkovitsch together, and what have you got? Gabrielovitsch and Sienkovitsch.

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Sonia: [sitting at a dance hall table, Danilo has very reluctantly let go of Sonia's hand] Now you're acting like a gentleman.
[significant pause]

Sonia: Please give me back my shoe.

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Sonia: [sitting at a dance hall table, Danilo has very reluctantly let go of Sonia's hand] Now you're acting like a gentleman.
[significant pause]

Sonia: Please give me back my shoe.

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Sonia: There's a limit to every widow.

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Sonia: There's a limit to every widow.

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[Presenting a dog to the courtroom]
Prosecuting Attorney: Exhibit 2, please. Now, generals of the jury, I will prove with this exhibit...
Defense Attorney: Your honor, I object! I object to having this witness called an exhibit!
Prosecuting Attorney: She IS an exhibit!
Defense Attorney: He's a witness!
Prosecuting Attorney: She is not!
Defense Attorney: He is!
Judge: Objection sustained. From now on, the prosecution will refer to Exhibit #2 as Witness #1.

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[Presenting a dog to the courtroom]

Prosecuting Attorney: Exhibit 2, please. Now, generals of the jury, I will prove with this exhibit...

Defense Attorney: Your honor, I object! I object to having this witness called an exhibit!

Prosecuting Attorney: She IS an exhibit!

Defense Attorney: He's a witness!

Prosecuting Attorney: She is not!

Defense Attorney: He is!

Judge: Objection sustained. From now on, the prosecution will refer to Exhibit #2 as Witness #1.

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[Presenting a dog to the courtroom]

Prosecuting Attorney: Exhibit 2, please. Now, generals of the jury, I will prove with this exhibit...

Defense Attorney: Your honor, I object! I object to having this witness called an exhibit!

Prosecuting Attorney: She IS an exhibit!

Defense Attorney: He's a witness!

Prosecuting Attorney: She is not!

Defense Attorney: He is!

Judge: Objection sustained. From now on, the prosecution will refer to Exhibit #2 as Witness #1.

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