Maniac Quotes

Marvel: It's pretty though. Imagine the poor guy. I'll betcha nobody knows him all his life, and then... Say, wasn't there some guy in history who spent all his life looking for an honest man?

Jo: Sure! In his day, men were men, but now they're too scared to be anything but honest.

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Detective: What's with all the cats? What's the trouble? Rats?

Cat Man: Aw, thousands! Right here in my back yard.

Detective: Thousands!

Cat Man: Yeah, got a thousand cats too. Wanna see'em?

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Embalmer: Say, did you see the ?beaut? that come in today.

Other Embalmer: Did I!

Embalmer: She's the one that's got the coroner doin' the night work.

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Gardener: Sex crazed sadists.

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Mrs. Buckley: I think we speak the same language. I am right?

Maxwell: I don't get what you mean. Same language?

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Anderson Lee: I'll take your glory and honor. And I'll shove it right up your ass.

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Det. Sean McKinney: [sighs] What's the prognosis?
Dr. Peter Myerson: [smiles] Stick 'er in a rock garden!
Det. Sean McKinney: I don't like your sense of humor.

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Frank McCrae: [shooting his gun] Cordell! Son-of-a-*****!

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Gardener: Maniacs. Sick.

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Mink: I usually sleep in churches, you know, in the confessionals. They lock all the churches up at night now because of all the thieves and they never check the confessionals. Saturday nights are the only problem, and nights that are holy days because of early masses the next day. And Lent, shit, forget it, I gotta hang in synagogues then, and it's just not the same thing if you know what I mean.

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Teresa Mallory: I have no reason to kill him - I LOVE him!

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Frank: [to his first victim]Please don't scream. You're beautiful.

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Lucie: You are totally not what imagined.
Frank: Really? What did you imagine?
Lucie: Uh... fat, with long black hair and greasy skin full of acne.
Frank: You should see the other picture I was about to send.

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