The Meeting Quotes

Mr. Fish: [introducing the Hooded Fang] It is my pleasure... to introduce a man... did I say a man? I meant a low-down rat!

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Kevin: [On who inspired him to be a wood worker] I'd have to say Jesus. He was a carpenter and I figured if you're going to follow in somebody's footsteps, why not the steps of our lord and savior?
Jack Byrnes: [Before Greg has a chance to respond] Greg's Jewish.
Kevin: Really?
Greg Focker: Yeah. [Jack smiles and nods]
Kevin: Well so was J.C...

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Maleva: He is not insane. He simply wants to die.

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[pumping a camel full of water]
Popeye: Boy, you eat up an awful lot of gas for only a two-cylinder!

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