The Matador Quotes

Mr. Randy: Did you study the assignment?
Julian Noble: No, I shredded it. Then I humped the bellboy on the room service cart.

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Bean: Aren't we ****ing cosmopolitan? Having a trained assassin stay overnight. Letting heartbreaking lies roll over us like a summer breeze.

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Danny Wright: [discussing possible escape routes] That door over there, if it weren't locked.
Julian Noble: A Vietnamese girl I once knew had her legs so locked together I couldn't get a whiff of her spring roll. Two drinks, half a quaalude later, I was at an all you can eat buffet. Every lock can be broken. It's just a matter of will and whether it's worth it.

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Julian Noble: Danny, Danny! Danny with the large white fanny!

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[title credits]
Woody Woodpecker: Guess who?

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