Television Quotes

Christine: [Sees Brodie come in wearing a baseball uniform, and carrying a violin on his shoulder as one would do a baseball bat] Hey Brodie, what's happening. You going to play baseball?
Brodie: I was, but my dad cornered me and ordered me to go home and play my violin.
Christine: Well, that's a drag. What are you going to do now?
Brodie: Compromise. [Throws a ball in the air, then bats it with the violin]

Movie: Television
Kevin: [into a phone] Hello? Oh, hi Lisa. Well... nothing, why? Oh, sure I'd like to go to a movie with you. How much is it? Three bucks? Let's see... [looks in his pockets]
Kevin: no, sorry I don't have it. Wait, I'll ask my dad. Hey, dad!
Senator Lance Pervert: What?
Kevin: Can I have three dollars to go to a movie tonight?
Senator Lance Pervert: You can cut the grass and EARN IT!
Kevin: [into the phone] Sorry, my dad said I can't have the money.

Movie: Television