Lovesick Quotes

Chloe Allen: Here I was, in the middle of an obscene phone call, and I thought of you.

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Dash: Could it be lupus? You can *die* from lupus.
Dr. Faffard: Hmm... hmm... [Punches Dash's left arm]
Dash: Ah! What the fuck?
Dr. Faffard: Uh, it's not lupus.
Dash: Oh, that's funny. That's really funny. Did they teach you in your medical school in your first year?
Dr. Faffard: Third.

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Conrad: I've never found a good therapist myself. I actually don't think they exist. I mean think about it. If you're really good, you wouldn't have any patients.

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Dash: Are you still dating, uh, yeagh... what's his name? Heithcliff?
Nora Van Denbrock: Felix.
Dash: Sorry. Wrong cat.

Movie: Lovesick