School for Scoundrels Quotes

Becky: Congratulations, you are fat. Would you like a fat medal?

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Dr. P: Every once in a while a shepherd has to pluck a sheep from the heard and challenge him. It lets the man know hes worthy of leading him.
Roger: Well you know what, I dont want to be a shepherd any more!
Dr. P: Your not the shepherd DUMB ASS! Im the shepherd. Its called an analogy moron.
Roger: Look you dont understand everything was going so well between us.
Dr. P: Well clearly, Iâ??m sure your just days away from adopting a chinese kid together.

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Mr. Potter: Just remember, if you're not one up on the other fellow, then he's one up on you.

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Roger: What now, *****?

Movie: School for Scoundrels