The Lost Room Quotes

Howard "The Weasel" Montague: Well, well. Took me a while, Detective. You're a difficult man to track down. But every riddle has an answer -
Joe Miller: I don't have it.

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Matt: What does the gun do?
Joe Miller: It shoots bullets. Really fast.

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Wally Jabrowski: Sometimes when you start getting Objects together, weird things happen. New things. New properties. Totally unpredictable. Take the Watch. Useless, right?
Joe Miller: The Watch?
Wally Jabrowski: Wristwatch. Cooks eggs. Nothing else, just eggs. Put an egg in the middle - hardboils it. I don't know how somebody figured that out, but they did. Anyway, nobody used to care much about the Watch until one day somebody found out that if you put the Watch and the Knife together, you get a... kind of telepathy.

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