The Linguini Incident Quotes

Lucy: You know perfectly well, new sex is like crack.

Movie: The Linguini Incident
Vivian: You need to get laid.
Lucy: YOU need to get laid!
Vivian: I don't need to get laid. I stored it up before me and Hector broke up.
Lucy: Stored up? What are you, a chipmunk?

Movie: The Linguini Incident