The Lego Batman Movie Quotes
Pilot Bill: Gotham Tower, this is McGuffin Airlines Flight 1138. We are transporting 11 million sticks of dynamite, 17,000 pounds of C-4, about 150 cute little classic bomb-type bombs...
Pilot Bill ,
Captain Dale: [simultaneously]... and two best friends!
Pilot Bill: We request permission to fly over the most crime-ridden city in the world. Over.
Pilot Bill ,
Captain Dale: [simultaneously]... and two best friends!
Pilot Bill: We request permission to fly over the most crime-ridden city in the world. Over.
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Barbara Gordon: [sees Robin for the first time]Who is that?
Robin: Hi, police lady!
Barbara Gordon: Is that your son?
Robin: Yes, I am!
Batman: [laughs nervously]Is that my son? No, that's just weird.
Barbara Gordon: It's weirder if it's not your son.
Robin: Hi, police lady!
Barbara Gordon: Is that your son?
Robin: Yes, I am!
Batman: [laughs nervously]Is that my son? No, that's just weird.
Barbara Gordon: It's weirder if it's not your son.
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Batgirl: Engine one down.
Batman: Not a big deal. Don't worry about it. It's fine.
Batgirl: Engine two down.
Batman: It does that sometimes.
Batgirl: We've lost engine three.
Batman: Oh, could live without it.
Batgirl: Engine four!
Batman: That I do need to fix.
Batman: Not a big deal. Don't worry about it. It's fine.
Batgirl: Engine two down.
Batman: It does that sometimes.
Batgirl: We've lost engine three.
Batman: Oh, could live without it.
Batgirl: Engine four!
Batman: That I do need to fix.
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Robin: Wow! Look, it's the Bat-Sub!
Batman: Wait, don't touch that!
Robin: Over there! It's the Bat-Space Shuttle!
Batman: Please keep your hands off that.
Robin: Look, it's the Bat-Zeppelin!
Batman: Don't touch that, either!
Robin: It's the Bat-Train!
Batman: No!
Robin: It's the Bat-Kayak!
Batman: No!
Robin: It's the Bat-Dune Buggy!
Batman: No!
Robin: It's the Bat... Shark Repellent?
Batman: [pause]Uh, actually, you can touch that. It's completely useless.
Batman: Wait, don't touch that!
Robin: Over there! It's the Bat-Space Shuttle!
Batman: Please keep your hands off that.
Robin: Look, it's the Bat-Zeppelin!
Batman: Don't touch that, either!
Robin: It's the Bat-Train!
Batman: No!
Robin: It's the Bat-Kayak!
Batman: No!
Robin: It's the Bat-Dune Buggy!
Batman: No!
Robin: It's the Bat... Shark Repellent?
Batman: [pause]Uh, actually, you can touch that. It's completely useless.
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Batman: So, are you ready to follow Batman and maybe learn a few life lessons along the way?
Robin: I sure am, Dad Two! But first, where's the seat-belt?
Batman: The first lesson is, life doesn't give you seat-belts! Let's go!
Robin: I sure am, Dad Two! But first, where's the seat-belt?
Batman: The first lesson is, life doesn't give you seat-belts! Let's go!
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Jerry Maguire: You... complete me. [Batman laughs]
Dorothy Boyd: Shut up. You had me at hello.
Batman: [he laughs]Love it.
Dorothy Boyd: Shut up. You had me at hello.
Batman: [he laughs]Love it.
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Pilot Bill: Captain Dale, is everything okay?
The Joker: I'm afraid Captain Dale had to bail. I'm your new co-pilot, and I always come to work with a smile! [Joker smiles evilly. Pilot Bill just glares back]
The Joker: You should be terrified.
Pilot Bill: Why?
The Joker: Because I will be taking over the city.
Pilot Bill: Hmmm...
The Joker: What?
Pilot Bill: Batman will stop you. [Joker blows a raspberry]
Pilot Bill: He always stops you.
The Joker: No, he doesn't!
Pilot Bill: What about that time with the two boats?
The Joker: This is better than the two boats.
Pilot Bill: Hmmm...
The Joker: Well, tonight is going to be different! Tonight is my greatest plan yet, and trust me, Batman's never going to see it coming.
Pilot Bill: Like the time with the parade and the Prince music?
The Joker: HEY, QUIET!
The Joker: I'm afraid Captain Dale had to bail. I'm your new co-pilot, and I always come to work with a smile! [Joker smiles evilly. Pilot Bill just glares back]
The Joker: You should be terrified.
Pilot Bill: Why?
The Joker: Because I will be taking over the city.
Pilot Bill: Hmmm...
The Joker: What?
Pilot Bill: Batman will stop you. [Joker blows a raspberry]
Pilot Bill: He always stops you.
The Joker: No, he doesn't!
Pilot Bill: What about that time with the two boats?
The Joker: This is better than the two boats.
Pilot Bill: Hmmm...
The Joker: Well, tonight is going to be different! Tonight is my greatest plan yet, and trust me, Batman's never going to see it coming.
Pilot Bill: Like the time with the parade and the Prince music?
The Joker: HEY, QUIET!
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Batman: We are gonna steal the Phantom Zone projector from Superman.
Robin: [frowns]Steal?
Batman: Yeah. We have to right a wrong. And sometimes, in order to right a wrong, you have to do a wrong-right. Gandhi said that.
Robin: Are we sure Gandhi said that?
Batman: I'm paraphrasing.
Robin: [frowns]Steal?
Batman: Yeah. We have to right a wrong. And sometimes, in order to right a wrong, you have to do a wrong-right. Gandhi said that.
Robin: Are we sure Gandhi said that?
Batman: I'm paraphrasing.
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Batman: Batman's life lesson number two. Vigilantes don't have bedtimes.
Robin: Yes! So, what's the vigilante policy on cookies?
Batman: Unlimited!
Robin: Yes! So, what's the vigilante policy on cookies?
Batman: Unlimited!
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Batman: All righ, kid. We need to avoid Commissioner Gordon. So, lesson number three. When going stealth, you gotta hide every part of you, physically and emotionally. Got it?
Robin: Yeah!
Robin: Yeah!
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The Joker: Madam Mayor! Thanks for dropping by.
Mayor McCaskill: I've only got one thing to say to you, Joker.
The Joker: Well, you'd better make it fast.
Mayor McCaskill: Do you like to gamble?
The Joker: Oh, I certainly do.
Mayor McCaskill: Do you ever play roulette?
The Joker: On occasion.
Mayor McCaskill: Well, let me give you a word of advice.
The Joker: I'm all ears.
Mayor McCaskill: When playing roulette...
The Joker: Yes? [the Mayor pulls her mask off, revealing herself to be Batman in disguise]
Batman: Always bet on black.
Mayor McCaskill: I've only got one thing to say to you, Joker.
The Joker: Well, you'd better make it fast.
Mayor McCaskill: Do you like to gamble?
The Joker: Oh, I certainly do.
Mayor McCaskill: Do you ever play roulette?
The Joker: On occasion.
Mayor McCaskill: Well, let me give you a word of advice.
The Joker: I'm all ears.
Mayor McCaskill: When playing roulette...
The Joker: Yes? [the Mayor pulls her mask off, revealing herself to be Batman in disguise]
Batman: Always bet on black.
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Robin: Woo-hoo! A month ago, I had no dads. Then I had one dad. Now I have two dads, and one of them is Batman!
Batman: Yeah!
Robin: [singing]It's raining dads...
Batman: Yeah!
Robin: [singing]It's raining dads...
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Batman: Okay, Robin. Together, we're gonna punch these guys so hard, words describing the impact are gonna spontaneously materialize out of thin air.
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[last lines] Batman: [laughing]Wow, that was fun! Really hope nobody was recording that. Let me see. Oh, this thing is on. This thing is recording.
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Batman: Batman: So, when going stealth you've got to hide every part of you physically and emotionally.
Robin: Robin: [Robin runs behind trash can]
Robin: Yeah! [Voice echoes through trash can]
Batman: Batman: Already failed.
Robin: Robin: [Robin runs behind trash can]
Robin: Yeah! [Voice echoes through trash can]
Batman: Batman: Already failed.
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[last lines] Batman: White. All important movies end with a white screen.
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Phyllis: You know, Mr. Batman, when you're a talking brick, working at the Phantom Zone, you see a lot of crazy things. But I've finally seen a man, in order to make the world a better place, take a look at himself and make a change.
Batman: Hooo.
Phyllis: Superman.
Batman: WHAT?
Phyllis: I'm kidding. It's you.
Batman: Hooo.
Phyllis: Superman.
Batman: WHAT?
Phyllis: I'm kidding. It's you.
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Batman: Hey, kid!
Robin: Yes, sir?
Batman: You're super nimble, right?
Robin: I sure am!
Batman: And small?
Robin: Very.
Batman: And quiet?
Robin: [whispering]When I desire to be.
Batman: And 110 expendable?
Robin: I don't know what that means, but okay!
Robin: Yes, sir?
Batman: You're super nimble, right?
Robin: I sure am!
Batman: And small?
Robin: Very.
Batman: And quiet?
Robin: [whispering]When I desire to be.
Batman: And 110 expendable?
Robin: I don't know what that means, but okay!
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