The Lego Batman Movie Quote

Pilot Bill: Captain Dale, is everything okay?
The Joker: I'm afraid Captain Dale had to bail. I'm your new co-pilot, and I always come to work with a smile! [Joker smiles evilly. Pilot Bill just glares back]
The Joker: You should be terrified.
Pilot Bill: Why?
The Joker: Because I will be taking over the city.
Pilot Bill: Hmmm...
The Joker: What?
Pilot Bill: Batman will stop you. [Joker blows a raspberry]
Pilot Bill: He always stops you.
The Joker: No, he doesn't!
Pilot Bill: What about that time with the two boats?
The Joker: This is better than the two boats.
Pilot Bill: Hmmm...
The Joker: Well, tonight is going to be different! Tonight is my greatest plan yet, and trust me, Batman's never going to see it coming.
Pilot Bill: Like the time with the parade and the Prince music?
The Joker: HEY, QUIET!

Movie: The Lego Batman Movie

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