The King of Queens Quotes
Arthur Spooner: Ah, Paris. I haven't been back there since we liberated her in '44. The City Of Lights knew peace once more. I also got the clap, but that's a another story for another time.
TV Show: The King of Queens
Deacon Palmer: Douglas S. Heffernan... whats your second name?
Doug Heffernan: Steven. And yours?
Deacon Palmer: John.
Doug Heffernan: Steven. And yours?
Deacon Palmer: John.
TV Show: The King of Queens
Doug Heffernan: I'm going to come up with something so romantic and heartfelt it's gonna make you feel like a piece of crap! A piece of crap!
TV Show: The King of Queens
Joe Heffernan: You're out of your mind!
Arthur Spooner: I've never been more in my mind!
Arthur Spooner: I've never been more in my mind!
TV Show: The King of Queens