The King of Comedy Quotes

Bernie Mac: If you don't bust a nut when I bust a nut... then you fresh outta ****in' luck!

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Rupert Pupkin: Why not me? Why not? A guy can get anything he wants as long as he pays the price. What's wrong with that? Stranger things have happened.

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Rupert's Mom: Rupert? What are you doing down there?
Rupert Pupkin: MOM!

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