The Internship Quote

Nick Campbell: Just when you think your day couldn't get any worse, it got worse.
Billy McMahon: I feel like my day bent me over, put a ball in my mouth and fucked me bad.
Nick Campbell: Is it just me or does life look a lot like those hillbillies from Deliverance now? It's got me over by the tree there, just told me I had a pretty mouth. You over, squealing like a pig on all fours. I'm looking, where's Burt Reynolds with the crossbow? He's not coming. We're there. It's gonna happen. You're gonna get raped.
Billy McMahon: You know what it is? I feel like life's inside of me. Just working, just pushing... Just going all after it. And all of a sudden, life pulls out. But he's gonna scurry up the pillow. Boom, just explodes right in my fucking mouth.
Billy McMahon: [the two of them notice a woman with her child on a bench, next to them]How are you?
Nick Campbell: Hey... Hey, cute kid. How old is she?
Woman On Park Bench: She's a boy.
Nick Campbell: Okay.
Billy McMahon: Still very attractive. Without pink or blue it's hard to tell, but the features are great. Maybe put him in some modeling.

Movie: The Internship

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