The Impossible Place Quotes

Bernard: [after Aurelia refuses to give him information]I'd like her to be Distilled. With a capital D.

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Rachel: I *knew* it, Geoffrey, I *told* you I wasn't barmy! I knew aliens existed. [Walking up to Oliver for the first time]
Rachel: I've met a talking leprechaun called Richard. It's nice to meet you.

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Rachel: Geoffrey!
Geoffrey: What-?
Rachel: You've just ruined it now.
Geoffrey: Ruined what?
Rachel: My big news! You don't cut off one person's Big News with your own Big News. It ruins the impact of the first Big News and is just frankly rude.
Geoffrey: But my Big News links into your Big News, so I thought that together they could make a Big-Big News.
Rachel: A Big-Big News? Geoffrey, you worry me sometimes.

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Aurelia: [after evading Bernard's interrogation once again]Now he's scared.

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Janey: This fish has got big floppy lips. Floppy lips. Fishy kissy fishy lips. [Oliver edges away]
Janey: Don't forget your hatred of lentils.
Oliver: I'm sorry?
Janey: Putting the noodles and the dumplings together was a bad idea. They'll fight! [Oliver runs off]
Janey: Don't leave the duck there! It's totaly irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have more fun. [a thoughtful pause before Janey quacks]

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Jonnie: In the beloved name of the Agrippa and the four Startars of Insipilidon, I come before you as your humble servant to ask your permission to bind my request! This woman's intentions are in doubt. I wish to take her before the Gate Keeper. Bind this request in your everlasting power, I beg of you!

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Jonnie: [to Janey]Why do you smell of broccoli?

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