The Hateful Eight Quotes
Major Marquis Warren: Lot of hats, Senior Bob.
Bob: Huh?
Major Marquis Warren: Considering Minnie's no hats indoors policy, which if I remember correctly was one of them bar iron rules. The kind of rule she'd want kept up in her absence. You seem to have a laissez-faire attitude when it comes to the hats.
Bob: I'm guilty, I have a laissez-faire attitude about the hats. How about we forget about the hats today, considering there's a blizzard going on? And make tomorrow no hat day!
Bob: Huh?
Major Marquis Warren: Considering Minnie's no hats indoors policy, which if I remember correctly was one of them bar iron rules. The kind of rule she'd want kept up in her absence. You seem to have a laissez-faire attitude when it comes to the hats.
Bob: I'm guilty, I have a laissez-faire attitude about the hats. How about we forget about the hats today, considering there's a blizzard going on? And make tomorrow no hat day!
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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [while reading Warren's Lincoln Letter]Ole Mary Todd's calling, so I guess it must be time for bed. [pause]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Ole Mary Todd... [to Warren]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: That gets me.
Major Marquis Warren: [smiles warmly]That gets me, too.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [turn to Daisy]You know what this is, tramp? It's a letter from Lincoln. It's a letter from Lincoln to him. [points at the Major]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: They shared a correspondence during the war. They was pen pals. This is just one of the letters. [Daisy studies the letter and suddenly spits a huge wad on it; Marquis leans over and punches her violently in the face. Daisy falls out of the moving stagecoach with John Ruth shackled with her; they both tumble out in the snow]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Ole Mary Todd... [to Warren]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: That gets me.
Major Marquis Warren: [smiles warmly]That gets me, too.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [turn to Daisy]You know what this is, tramp? It's a letter from Lincoln. It's a letter from Lincoln to him. [points at the Major]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: They shared a correspondence during the war. They was pen pals. This is just one of the letters. [Daisy studies the letter and suddenly spits a huge wad on it; Marquis leans over and punches her violently in the face. Daisy falls out of the moving stagecoach with John Ruth shackled with her; they both tumble out in the snow]
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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [spitting out the coffee]Jesus Christ, that's awful! What did that Mexican fellow do, soak his old socks in the pot?
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Major Marquis Warren: [to John Ruth about Daisy and Mannix]You think I'm in cahoots with that fella or her?
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: That's my problem, boy, I don't know!
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: That's my problem, boy, I don't know!
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Six-Horse Judy: [introducing the passengers who are actually the Domergue gang]Minnie, these are the passengers.
Minnie Mink: [smiles]Well, that ain't good enough. Take away them rags. Let's see some faces, let's hear some names!
Minnie Mink: [smiles]Well, that ain't good enough. Take away them rags. Let's see some faces, let's hear some names!
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Oswaldo Mobray: [to John Ruth and Daisy]Well, the bar is open! Follow moi...
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Major Marquis Warren: [after Daisy stops moving from being hung]That was a nice dance.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: It sure was pretty!
Sheriff Chris Mannix: It sure was pretty!
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[commanding the horses to charge near Minnie's Haberdashery] O.B Jackson: GET IN, BOYS!
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Major Marquis Warren: [to Daisy]Gimme that fucking gun! Don't test me, bitch!
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Daisy Domergue: [to Maj. Marquis Warren]Howdy nigger!
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Don't you know the darkies don't like to be called that no more? They find that offensive
Daisy Domergue: I've been called worse.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [laughs]That I can believe!
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Don't you know the darkies don't like to be called that no more? They find that offensive
Daisy Domergue: I've been called worse.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [laughs]That I can believe!
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Sheriff Chris Mannix: [to Daisy]Alright, b-b-bitch. What's... your... deal?
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Sheriff Chris Mannix: [to John Ruth and Warren]So, what's goin' on? Are ya'll having a bounty hunter's picnic? Nevermind! You're takin' in three dead bodies and her into Red Rock to get paid, ain't ya?
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Yeah.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [grinning]Well, the man in Red Rock's supposed to pay you is me, the new sheriff! So if ya'll wanna get paid, ya'll need to get me to Red Rock!
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Yeah.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [grinning]Well, the man in Red Rock's supposed to pay you is me, the new sheriff! So if ya'll wanna get paid, ya'll need to get me to Red Rock!
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Major Marquis Warren: You keep talking, Pete, and you're gonna talk yourself to death.
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Oswaldo Mobray: [lecturing Daisy]John Ruth wants to take you back to Red Rock to stand trial for murder. And, if... you're found guilty, the people of Red Rock will hang you in the town square. And as the hangman, I will perform the execution. And if all those things end up taking place, that's what civilized society calls justice. However, if the relatives and the loved ones of the person you murdered were outside that door right now. And after busting down that door, they drug you out in the snow and hung you up by the neck, that, we would be frontier justice. Now the good part about frontier justice, is it's very thirst quenching. The bad part is it's apt to wrong as right!
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [chiming in]Not in your case. In your case, you'd probably have it comin'. But other people, maybe not so much!
Oswaldo Mobray: But ultimately what's the real difference between the two? The real difference is me, the hangman. To me, it doesn't matter what you did. When I hang you, I will get no satisfaction from your death, it's my job! I hang you in Red Rock, I move on to the next town, I hang someone else there. The man who pulls the lever that breaks your neck will be a dispassionate man. And that dispassion is the very essence of justice. For justice delivered without dispassion is always in danger of not being justice.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Amen!
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [chiming in]Not in your case. In your case, you'd probably have it comin'. But other people, maybe not so much!
Oswaldo Mobray: But ultimately what's the real difference between the two? The real difference is me, the hangman. To me, it doesn't matter what you did. When I hang you, I will get no satisfaction from your death, it's my job! I hang you in Red Rock, I move on to the next town, I hang someone else there. The man who pulls the lever that breaks your neck will be a dispassionate man. And that dispassion is the very essence of justice. For justice delivered without dispassion is always in danger of not being justice.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Amen!
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Oswaldo Mobray: [interrupting an escalating argument]Gentlemen, Gentlemen, I know Americans aren't apt to let a little thing like an unconditional surrender get in the way of a good war. But I strongly suggest we don't re-stage The Battle of Baton Rouge during a blizzard in Minnie's Haberdashery...
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Major Marquis Warren: That blanket was just a heart breakin' liar's promise.
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Major Marquis Warren: [as he and Chris Mannix are hanging hanging Daisy][laughs]
Major Marquis Warren: Hang on, Daisy!
Major Marquis Warren: Hang on, Daisy!
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Major Marquis Warren: But you expect me to believe that Minnie Mink left her Haberdashery, the single most precious thing in the world to her, in the hands of a goddamn Mexican? Well, that what I meant when I said that that sure don't sound like Minnie.
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Daisy Domergue: What do I gotta say? About John Ruth's ravings? He's absolutely right. Me and one of them fellas is in cahoots. We're just waitin' for everybody to go to sleep. That when we're gonna kill y'all.
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Sheriff Chris Mannix: [as Warren approaches General Smithers]Warren, goddamn it, you leave that old man alone.
Major Marquis Warren: Stand down, you son of a bitch. I shared a battlefield with this man.
Major Marquis Warren: [to Smithers]Or would you deny me that too?
General Sandy Smithers: I suppose you were there.
Major Marquis Warren: May I join you?
General Sandy Smithers: Yes, you may.
Major Marquis Warren: Stand down, you son of a bitch. I shared a battlefield with this man.
Major Marquis Warren: [to Smithers]Or would you deny me that too?
General Sandy Smithers: I suppose you were there.
Major Marquis Warren: May I join you?
General Sandy Smithers: Yes, you may.
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Jody: Now do you have any reason why you would want to interfere with me saving my sister from a hangman's rope?
General Sandy Smithers: No.
Jody: You don't?
General Sandy Smithers: No I don't.
Jody: You sure you don't? I mean we did just kill Minnie and Sweet Dave. And you and Sweet Dave looked mighty chummy over there.
General Sandy Smithers: I just met these people, I don't give a damn about them! Or you, or your sister. Or any other son of a bitch in Wyoming for that matter.
Jody: [menacingly]That is a GOOD answer, old man.
General Sandy Smithers: No.
Jody: You don't?
General Sandy Smithers: No I don't.
Jody: You sure you don't? I mean we did just kill Minnie and Sweet Dave. And you and Sweet Dave looked mighty chummy over there.
General Sandy Smithers: I just met these people, I don't give a damn about them! Or you, or your sister. Or any other son of a bitch in Wyoming for that matter.
Jody: [menacingly]That is a GOOD answer, old man.
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Major Marquis Warren: My theory is you're working with the man who poisoned the coffee. And both'a y'all murdered Minnie, Sweet Dave, and whoever else picked this bad-luck day to visit Minnie's Haberdashery this morning. And at some point, y'all intended to bushwhack John Ruth and free Daisy. But you didn't count on the blizzard, and you didn't count on the two of us. [indicating Chris Mannix and himself]
Major Marquis Warren: That's as far as I got. How am I doin'?
Bob: [laughs]You're a real imaginative nigger, ain't you? So, do you intend to murder me based on a far-fetched nigger theory, or can you prove it, cabr¾n?
Major Marquis Warren: [laughs]It ain't so far-fetched, Senor Bob, and it's a little more than a theory.
Major Marquis Warren: That's as far as I got. How am I doin'?
Bob: [laughs]You're a real imaginative nigger, ain't you? So, do you intend to murder me based on a far-fetched nigger theory, or can you prove it, cabr¾n?
Major Marquis Warren: [laughs]It ain't so far-fetched, Senor Bob, and it's a little more than a theory.
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Major Marquis Warren: [in slow motion]You gon' make a deal with this diabolical bitch?
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Jody: [to Minnie]Judy said something about the best coffee in the world?
Oswaldo Mobray: [smiles]Yes, I do believe Judy did say something about the best coffee in the world!
Minnie Mink: [laughs]Well, I don't know 'bout all that. But I'll tell ya what it is: it's hot and it's strong and it's good! And in this snow it sure enough warms your ass up!
Oswaldo Mobray: [smiles]Yes, I do believe Judy did say something about the best coffee in the world!
Minnie Mink: [laughs]Well, I don't know 'bout all that. But I'll tell ya what it is: it's hot and it's strong and it's good! And in this snow it sure enough warms your ass up!
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Major Marquis Warren: Circumstances caused us to take the long way around. My horse couldn't make it.
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Sheriff Chris Mannix: Well remind me, why we wouldn't just kill y'all, and cash in?
Daisy Domergue: Oh, you can kill us all. But you'll never spend a cent of that bounty money. And you'll never leave this mountain alive. 'Cause when that snow melts, the rest of Jody's gang - ALL FIFTEEN OF 'EM - that were waiting in Redrock, are comin' here. Now, let's say you shoot us all. If you really want all that Domergue Gang bounty money, you still gotta get all our corpses into Redrock... and that ain't gonna be so easy. 'Cause I doubt you can drive a four-horse team. Yet that wagon out there is too heavy for a two-horse team; so that means you gonna have to lead a STRING OF HORSES into Redrock. And with that deep snow after a blizzard, you ain't gonna be able to get away with any more than say... one body per horse. So that's YOU, leadin' a string of four horses, into Redrock. And with all them horses, in that snow, and you all by your lonesome... you're gonna be a mite poky. And you're gonna run smack dab into The Domergue Gang. And when those FIFTEEN KILLERS come across YOU in possession of all our dead bodies, they ain't just gonna kill you and that nigger, they're gonna go back Redrock and kill EVERY SON OF A BITCH IN THAT TOWN. You reeally the Sheriff of Redrock? You wanna save the Town? Then SHOOT than nigger dead! [Warren shoots her, aiming for her head but blowing her toes off instead]
Daisy Domergue: Jesus Christ!
Major Marquis Warren: Ohohoo! You believe in Jesus now, huh bitch? Well good. 'Cause you 'bout to meet him!
Daisy Domergue: Oh, you can kill us all. But you'll never spend a cent of that bounty money. And you'll never leave this mountain alive. 'Cause when that snow melts, the rest of Jody's gang - ALL FIFTEEN OF 'EM - that were waiting in Redrock, are comin' here. Now, let's say you shoot us all. If you really want all that Domergue Gang bounty money, you still gotta get all our corpses into Redrock... and that ain't gonna be so easy. 'Cause I doubt you can drive a four-horse team. Yet that wagon out there is too heavy for a two-horse team; so that means you gonna have to lead a STRING OF HORSES into Redrock. And with that deep snow after a blizzard, you ain't gonna be able to get away with any more than say... one body per horse. So that's YOU, leadin' a string of four horses, into Redrock. And with all them horses, in that snow, and you all by your lonesome... you're gonna be a mite poky. And you're gonna run smack dab into The Domergue Gang. And when those FIFTEEN KILLERS come across YOU in possession of all our dead bodies, they ain't just gonna kill you and that nigger, they're gonna go back Redrock and kill EVERY SON OF A BITCH IN THAT TOWN. You reeally the Sheriff of Redrock? You wanna save the Town? Then SHOOT than nigger dead! [Warren shoots her, aiming for her head but blowing her toes off instead]
Daisy Domergue: Jesus Christ!
Major Marquis Warren: Ohohoo! You believe in Jesus now, huh bitch? Well good. 'Cause you 'bout to meet him!
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Sheriff Chris Mannix: [after walking in for the first time, observing the premises]Oh. I get it. Haberdashery. That was a joke.
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