Night of the Living Deb Quotes

Deb Clarington: [seeing a zombie outbreak and first thinking it's fake]Boy, the parade's really going downhill.

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Ryan Waverly: [coming across a zombiefied Joe]Joe, why are you eating a foot?

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Stacy: [Deb asks her mom if people are eating each other]This is Virginia Beach, not Florida.

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Deb Clarington: [Ryan suggests that the zombies could be made human again]Even if it's true, would they want to? How could you live with yourself knowing you ate your roommate's lower intestines?
Deb Clarington: I know this city is dead, but this is ridiculous. [mimes a drum beat]
Deb Clarington: You saved a zombie, you didn't undo apartheid.

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Ryan Waverly: [luring a zombie]Sale on flesh over here.
Ryan Waverly: That would sound a lot less shitter than it actually is.

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[last lines] Stacy: Help me Chaz, they're eating me.

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Chaz Waverly: What has he got from you other than your eyes?

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Manny: Let me put it this way... [pauses, then farts]
Manny: No.

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Frank Waverly: [a zombiefied Ruby bites him]Bit by a zombie in a god-awful sweater.
Frank Waverly: [to a mercenary strike force]Come on, you piss ants.
Frank Waverly: [a stunned Chazz gets bitten]Oh god, he's infected, get him on the table. [last lines]
Frank Waverly: I've gotta talk to the feds. [looks over the skyline]
Frank Waverly: Looks like they're gonna be bombing the city soon.

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Ryan Waverly: [on the staff at the DMV]I bet they'll be more alive as undead than they were human.
Deb Clarington: [impersonating a zombie]Umm organ donors rrr.

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Deb Clarington: [on her now-zombiefied anchorwoman colleague]She's got so much Botox in her, I doubt she'll ever decompose.
Deb Clarington: [sees zombies in the office]The morning staff meeting... they're more lively than usual.

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Chaz Waverly: Let's go blow some shit up. [last lines]
Chaz Waverly: We're alive and we're under arrest.

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