The Hateful Eight Quotes
Sweet Dave: [about having Bob watching him play chess with General Smithers]I like whipping this old man's ass in front of an audience.
General Sandy Smithers: You ain't whipping shit!
General Sandy Smithers: You ain't whipping shit!
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Sheriff Chris Mannix: 'Cause when niggers are scared that's when white folks are safe!
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O.B Jackson: [after busting in the haberdashery out of the blizzard]I AIN'T NEVER GOIN' OUT IN THAT SHIT EVER AGAIN!
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Daisy Domergue: [after Warren hits her in the face for spitting a huge wad on his Lincoln letter]Is this the way niggers treat their ladies?
Major Marquis Warren: [angrily makes a snowball]You are *NOT* a GODDAMNED *LADY!* [he throws the snowball at her]
Major Marquis Warren: [angrily makes a snowball]You are *NOT* a GODDAMNED *LADY!* [he throws the snowball at her]
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Sheriff Chris Mannix: [Before stepping into the coach, after John Ruth and Major Marquis Warren shake hands on protecting each other's bounties from him]Well, ain't love grand? Y'all wanna lie on the ground and make snow angels together?
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Oswaldo Mobray: [to Mannix about hanging women]Well, 'till they invent a trigger a woman can't pull, if you're a hang man, you're going to hang woman!
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[singing Jim Jones at Botany Bay as she keeps tabs on John Ruth] Daisy Domergue: Listen for a moment, lads, and hear me tell m' tale / How o'er the sea from England shore, I was condemned to sail / The jury found me guilty, sir, and said the judge, said he / For life, Jim Jones, I sentence you across the stormy sea. Take my tip before you ship to join the iron gang / Don't be too gay in Botany Bay or else you'll surely hang / Or else you'll surely hang, says he, and after that, Jim Jones / High up... high up upon... high up upon the gallows tree, the crows will pick your bones. You'll have no chance for mischief there, remember what I say / They'll flog the poaching out of you out there in Botany Bay / Waves were high upon the sea, the winds a-pproacing gales / I'd rather drowned in misery than gone to New South Wales. The waves were high upon the seas when the pirates came along / The soldiers on the convict ship were full five hundred strong / They opened fire and somehow drove that pirate ship away / I'd rather joined that pirate ship than gone to Botany Bay. And one dark night, when everything is quiet in the town... [sees John Ruth and O.B. pouring cups of coffee]
Daisy Domergue: I'll kill you bastards one and all, I'll gun the floggers down/ Give them all a little shock, remember what I say / They'll yet regret they sent Jim Jones in chains to Botany Bay. [John Ruth walks up to her with coffee]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: That's the one you like to sing in the stagecoach, huh?
Daisy Domergue: Yeah.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: It's kind of pretty. Got another verse to it? [takes a sip of the coffee]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Well, go ahead. Sing it.
Daisy Domergue: [smiles coyly]Whatever you say, John. [returns to singing]
Daisy Domergue: Now day and night the irons clang and like poor galley slaves / Toil and toil and when we die must fill dishon
Daisy Domergue: I'll kill you bastards one and all, I'll gun the floggers down/ Give them all a little shock, remember what I say / They'll yet regret they sent Jim Jones in chains to Botany Bay. [John Ruth walks up to her with coffee]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: That's the one you like to sing in the stagecoach, huh?
Daisy Domergue: Yeah.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: It's kind of pretty. Got another verse to it? [takes a sip of the coffee]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Well, go ahead. Sing it.
Daisy Domergue: [smiles coyly]Whatever you say, John. [returns to singing]
Daisy Domergue: Now day and night the irons clang and like poor galley slaves / Toil and toil and when we die must fill dishon
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Oswaldo Mobray: [to Ruth about taking his gun]Precautions must be taken because life is too sweet to lose!
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Sheriff Chris Mannix: Like I said, friend, you got me at a bit of a disadvantage!
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Keeping you at a disadvantage is an advantage I intend to keep.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: Keeping you at a disadvantage is an advantage I intend to keep.
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Major Marquis Warren: [to Oswaldo, Bob and Joe Gage]So John Ruth's trying to hang your woman, so you kill him. Okay, maybe. But OB wasn't hangin' nobody...
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [nods]He damn sure wasn't!
Major Marquis Warren: But he's sure enough laying over there dead now, ain't he?
Sheriff Chris Mannix: He damn sure is, you sons-of-bitches!
Major Marquis Warren: Just like any one of us who would have drank that coffee...
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Like me, Goddamn it!
Sheriff Chris Mannix: [nods]He damn sure wasn't!
Major Marquis Warren: But he's sure enough laying over there dead now, ain't he?
Sheriff Chris Mannix: He damn sure is, you sons-of-bitches!
Major Marquis Warren: Just like any one of us who would have drank that coffee...
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Like me, Goddamn it!
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Major Marquis Warren: [narrating][from trailer]
Major Marquis Warren: Now, what would make a man brave a blizzard and kill in cold blood? I'm sure I don't know! You'd be surprised what a man would do... [pauses and laughs]
Major Marquis Warren: Starting to see pictures, ain't ya?
Major Marquis Warren: Now, what would make a man brave a blizzard and kill in cold blood? I'm sure I don't know! You'd be surprised what a man would do... [pauses and laughs]
Major Marquis Warren: Starting to see pictures, ain't ya?
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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [to Warren]What's Wellenbeck?
Sheriff Chris Mannix: You ain't never heard of Wellenbeck Prisoner of War camp, West Virginia?
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: No, Reb. I ain't never heard of it! [to Warren]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: You bust out?
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Oh, Major Marquis did more than just bust out. Major Marquis had a bright idea. So bright you have to wonder why ain't nobody never thought about it before! [to Warren]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Tell John Ruth your bright idea...
Major Marquis Warren: [smirks]Well, the whole damn place was just made out of kindling. [pause]
Major Marquis Warren: So I burnt it down! [Warren, John Ruth and Daisy all burst out in laughter; Mannix frowns in anger]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: There was a rookie regiment there spending the overnight in the camp! 47 men, BURNT TO A CRISP! Southern youth, farmer's sons, cream of the crop...
Major Marquis Warren: And I say let 'em burn! [Mannix looks at Warren with shock and disgust]
Major Marquis Warren: I'm supposed to apologize for killin' Johnny Reb? You joined the war to keep niggers in chains. I joined the war to kill white Southern crackers. And that means killing 'em in any way I can! Shoot 'em, stab 'em, drown 'em, burn 'em, throw a big 'ol rock on their heads! Whatever it took to keep white Southern crackers in the ground, that's what I joined the war to do and that's what I did! [Warren and Mannix both glare at each other with hate]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: You ain't never heard of Wellenbeck Prisoner of War camp, West Virginia?
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: No, Reb. I ain't never heard of it! [to Warren]
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: You bust out?
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Oh, Major Marquis did more than just bust out. Major Marquis had a bright idea. So bright you have to wonder why ain't nobody never thought about it before! [to Warren]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Tell John Ruth your bright idea...
Major Marquis Warren: [smirks]Well, the whole damn place was just made out of kindling. [pause]
Major Marquis Warren: So I burnt it down! [Warren, John Ruth and Daisy all burst out in laughter; Mannix frowns in anger]
Sheriff Chris Mannix: There was a rookie regiment there spending the overnight in the camp! 47 men, BURNT TO A CRISP! Southern youth, farmer's sons, cream of the crop...
Major Marquis Warren: And I say let 'em burn! [Mannix looks at Warren with shock and disgust]
Major Marquis Warren: I'm supposed to apologize for killin' Johnny Reb? You joined the war to keep niggers in chains. I joined the war to kill white Southern crackers. And that means killing 'em in any way I can! Shoot 'em, stab 'em, drown 'em, burn 'em, throw a big 'ol rock on their heads! Whatever it took to keep white Southern crackers in the ground, that's what I joined the war to do and that's what I did! [Warren and Mannix both glare at each other with hate]
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Oswaldo Mobray: [John Ruth pounds on the haberdashery door][shouting from inside]
Oswaldo Mobray: YOU HAVE TO KICK IT OPEN!
Joe Gage: [shouting from inside]The door isn't open!
Daisy Domergue: [shouting from outside]What?
Oswaldo Mobray: KICK IT OPEN!
Joe Gage: [John Ruth kicks the door open]Shut that door! It's a goddamn blizzard out there!
Oswaldo Mobray: You have to close the door!
Joe Gage: You have to nail it shut!
Oswaldo Mobray: You have to- you have to nail it shut! HOLD IT SHUT!
Joe Gage: There's a hammer and nails by the door!
Oswaldo Mobray: YOU HAVE TO NAIL IT SHUT! THERE'S A HAMMER AND NAILS BY THE DOOR! [John Ruth gets the hammer and nails and proceeds to nail the wooden door in]
Oswaldo Mobray: YOU HAVE TO KICK IT OPEN!
Joe Gage: [shouting from inside]The door isn't open!
Daisy Domergue: [shouting from outside]What?
Oswaldo Mobray: KICK IT OPEN!
Joe Gage: [John Ruth kicks the door open]Shut that door! It's a goddamn blizzard out there!
Oswaldo Mobray: You have to close the door!
Joe Gage: You have to nail it shut!
Oswaldo Mobray: You have to- you have to nail it shut! HOLD IT SHUT!
Joe Gage: There's a hammer and nails by the door!
Oswaldo Mobray: YOU HAVE TO NAIL IT SHUT! THERE'S A HAMMER AND NAILS BY THE DOOR! [John Ruth gets the hammer and nails and proceeds to nail the wooden door in]
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Major Marquis Warren: [to Bob about Sweet Dave traveling to the Northside with Minnie]I can't imagine Sweet Dave liftin' his fat ass outta his chair long enough to fetch well water unless Minnie was laying a frying pan upside his head; no less taking trips to the Northside! [laughs]
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Major Marquis Warren: [to the men about Daisy]What charms this bitch got to make a man brave a blizzard and kill in cold blood? I'm sure I dunno.
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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: What's your name, buster?
Oswaldo Mobray: [smiles]Well, it certainly isn't Buster. It's Oswaldo Mobray...
Oswaldo Mobray: [smiles]Well, it certainly isn't Buster. It's Oswaldo Mobray...
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John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [to Warren in the stagecoach]So what happened to your horse?
Major Marquis Warren: He was pretty old. I done had him for a bit. When the weather took a turn for the worse, it got too much for him.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: That's too bad.
Major Marquis Warren: Yes, it is. Me and 'ol Lash rode alotta miles together. You might say he was my best friend, if I considered stupid animals friends, which I don't. [pause]
Major Marquis Warren: Never the less, I'm gonna miss him.
Major Marquis Warren: He was pretty old. I done had him for a bit. When the weather took a turn for the worse, it got too much for him.
John 'The Hangman' Ruth: That's too bad.
Major Marquis Warren: Yes, it is. Me and 'ol Lash rode alotta miles together. You might say he was my best friend, if I considered stupid animals friends, which I don't. [pause]
Major Marquis Warren: Never the less, I'm gonna miss him.
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Jody: [to Smithers]Remember old man, if my sister doesn't make it out of this mountain alive, neither do you.
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Major Marquis Warren: [after Mannix saves his life]Chris Mannix, I may have misjudged you!
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Major Marquis Warren: [to Ruth]Bringing desperate men in alive is a good way to get yourself dead.
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Sheriff Chris Mannix: [to the table]Well I'll tell you like the Lord told John, a letter from Abraham Lincoln wouldn't have that kinda effect on me. I might let a whore piss on it.
Daisy Domergue: I spit on it.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Good for you, sister!
Daisy Domergue: I spit on it.
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Good for you, sister!
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Major Marquis Warren: [says coolly as he sits at the table and loads his gun]Let's slow it down. Let's slow it waaaay down...
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Jody: [smiling as he reveals himself at Minnie's haberdashery]I'm Jody. It's a pleasant surprise to find such a warm sanctuary in the middle of such a cold hell.
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Major Marquis Warren: [to Oswaldo aka Pete Hilcox]You keep talkin,' Pete. You're gonna talk yourself to death.
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