The Hangover Part III Quotes
Sid: [Sid throws down the phone]That was the Mayor, Alan.
Alan: It was an accident. You said you love me no matter what I did.
Sid: I know and I do. You're my best friend but Alan why would you buy a giraffe?
Alan: I always wanted one! Could feed him from my tree house. Besides they remind me a lot of myself.
Sid: In what way?
Alan: They're majestic. Pensive and tall.
Sid: Pensive?
Alan: Yeah!
Sid: Where did you learn that word?
Alan: Rhymes with friends.
Sid: What friends Alan?
Alan: You can say it on random.
Sid: Alan aside from the fact that you shut down a freeway, you murdered a wild animal. It's national news. You don't want to know the checks I had to write to fix this!
Alan: Oh please! We're rich!
Sid: We're not anything Alan! I am well off! You are my 40 year old son...
Alan: 42!
Sid: ...42 year old son who still lives at home! You either go back on your medication or I'm cutting you off!
Alan: You're bluffing. When 's dinner?
Sid: You're mother and I can't take it anymore!
Alan: It was an accident. You said you love me no matter what I did.
Sid: I know and I do. You're my best friend but Alan why would you buy a giraffe?
Alan: I always wanted one! Could feed him from my tree house. Besides they remind me a lot of myself.
Sid: In what way?
Alan: They're majestic. Pensive and tall.
Sid: Pensive?
Alan: Yeah!
Sid: Where did you learn that word?
Alan: Rhymes with friends.
Sid: What friends Alan?
Alan: You can say it on random.
Sid: Alan aside from the fact that you shut down a freeway, you murdered a wild animal. It's national news. You don't want to know the checks I had to write to fix this!
Alan: Oh please! We're rich!
Sid: We're not anything Alan! I am well off! You are my 40 year old son...
Alan: 42!
Sid: ...42 year old son who still lives at home! You either go back on your medication or I'm cutting you off!
Alan: You're bluffing. When 's dinner?
Sid: You're mother and I can't take it anymore!
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Alan: She's my soulmate and my new best friend. Plus, she lets me mount her, which relaxes me.
Phil: Oh my God.
Doug: Uh, Alan, maybe never say that part again.
Alan: Chillax, Doug. We're all adults here. I know you mount my sister. I've seen it. Many times.
Phil: Oh my God.
Doug: Uh, Alan, maybe never say that part again.
Alan: Chillax, Doug. We're all adults here. I know you mount my sister. I've seen it. Many times.
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Phil: [to Alan while driving the Wolf Pack to Arizona]You know I meant to tell you earlier. That's a very cool vest you got on.
Alan: Thanks Phil it was my Dad's. He died in it.
Stu: Whoa! That's intense!
Alan: Thanks Phil it was my Dad's. He died in it.
Stu: Whoa! That's intense!
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Mr. Chow: You got something to say to me now, blue-eyes? No more silent treatment?
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Mr. Chow: [hang-gliding off of Caeser's Palace]I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky! Think about it every night and day! Spread my wings and fly away!
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Alan: [delivering a eulogy]I can't believe my daddy is dead. I can think of so many people I would rather have died first, like my mother.
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Phil: I was just talking to Cassie. She's an amazing woman.
Alan: Oh, thank you for saying that. She is an amazing woman. I find her much better than your wives.
Alan: Oh, thank you for saying that. She is an amazing woman. I find her much better than your wives.
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Alan: I almost died Phil!
Phil: Come on! I was not going to let you go you're my boy!
Alan: And you're my man!
Phil: Come on! I was not going to let you go you're my boy!
Alan: And you're my man!
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