Black Hearts Quotes

Roxette: We're practically brainwashed to look for Prince Charming to come save us on his white horse so we can finally live happily ever after.

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London Grant: All I'm asking for is a soundstage big enough to fit an asteroid in it!

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Roxette: It's a tragedy about women's suffrage.
Mario: Oh I hate men who beat their wives.

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Bentley: What, you don't like Kings of Leon anymore?
Grace Chandler: No, I don't like you liking them. You've ruined that band for me, and you're named after a fucking car.

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Joshua Jones: Fuck me in the face, Grace.

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Kat: One time, I made banana bread for my entire yoga class and everyone just thought it was so good.

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Co-dependent Greg: Seriously, be honest with me. How's my tan?
Slightly Smarter Greg: You know, for the season, it's good. You can work on it.

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Lemley: I've spoken with Mario, okay? It's like talking to mist.

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London Grant: Roxy, I don't want to interfere with your thing, but sometimes I think that you and I have a thing, and if you and I have a thing, what is this thing?

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Lemley: I haven't been this disrespected since I worked with Rob Schneider!

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