The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Quote

Jeff: Are you OK? [Billy looks terrified] It's alright, Dad. It's me, your son, Jeff! [Zoom in on Jeff's ugly face, claws, and dripping fangs] Happy to see me? [Billy stands up, looking scared. A centipede crawls down from the wall onto Billy's hat. Billy jumps in fear.] Hey, Dad, are you gonna eat that? [He takes the centipede and gobbles it up. Billy runs out of the bathroom, screaming. Mandy watches.] No, Dad, wait! You can have the bug! Oh, what did I do wrong?
Mandy: You're being too nice.
Jeff: Mandy, I don't think you can be too nice. I mean, maybe too forgiving, but too nice?[Mandy breaks the canopy above the door, making it fall on Jeff.] Oops. You dropped your canopy.
Mandy: See? Too nice. Look, nice gets their attention. But mean puts the hook in 'em. Just looks at Irwin. [Mindy walks up to Irwin, who's holding a double scoop ice cream]
Irwin: Hi, Mindy. Want a lick of my... [Mindy knocks the ice cream in his face]
Mindy: Oops. Later, loser. [walks away]
Irwin: I love you. [Jeff stares for a second]
Jeff: Wow! That's all it takes? Mandy, I want you to teach me to stop being so nice, and start being mean, cruel, and evil. More like you!
Mandy: I'l do it for a hundred bucks.
Jeff: A hundred bucks?! Well, for you... two hundred! [Gives her the money]
Mandy: Meet me at Billy's house at 6pm. And bring a bad attitude.

TV Show: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

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