The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Quote

Jack O'Lantern: Three hundred and sixty-four days a year, I can't even go to the ding-dong grocery store to buy pudding! And do you know why?
Billy: [raises hand] Ooh, ooh, is it because you're a pumpkin-headed freak?
Jack O'Lantern: Yes! And why is that?
Billy: Is it 'cause Grim cut your real head off?
Jack O'Lantern: Yeees... And tonight, I'm going to return the favor! [evil grin]
Billy: You're going to cut Grim's head off? Don't be an idiot. [pushes scythe away from Grim's neck] Grim's head is removable; observe.
He removes Grim's head repeatedly to prove his point.
Jack O'Lantern: Ah, but any head cut off with the Grim Reaper's scythe stays off... FOREVER!!!
Billy: [frowns] That's a different story. Sorry, Grim ol' boy, tough break. Well... [walks away] We sure had some good times together, eh, Grim?
Grim: [guffaws] You're just going to leave me here?!
Jack O'Lantern: Now, now, that's no way to get a head!
Grim: That's not funny...
Jack O'Lantern: Come on, now, [snaps fingers] where's your sense of humor?
A tree demon ties Grim up and forces him to lean over on a tree stump execution-style. Jack O'Lantern laughs deviously and walks away. He returns with a basket, whistling casually as he drops it under Grim's head.
Grim: Oh, poop.

TV Show: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

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