The Great Muppet Caper Quotes

Dorcas: What would you buy if you were bored?
Neville: Uh... a jar of calf's foot jelly.

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Kermit: We were wondering if you could recommend a nice hotel. Actually, a cheap hotel.
British Gentleman: How cheap?
Fozzie: Free.
British Gentleman: Well, that narrows the field a bit. [reading from his guide]
British Gentleman: Let's see. "Places where you can park your carcasses." Bus terminals... River banks... The Happiness Hotel...
Kermit: Happiness Hotel? That sounds great.
Gonzo: What's wrong with bus terminals?

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Lady Holiday: [to Nicky] You left your wallet in college.

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Miss Piggy: What am I? A glutton for punishment?

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Rowlf: Let me talk to them. Woof woof. Woof woof. [guard dogs start to heel]
Rowlf: It helps to know a second language.

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[In a hot-air balloon]
Gonzo: I'd like to try this without a balloon.
Kermit: Try what? Plummeting?
Gonzo: Yeah.
Kermit: I suppose you could try it once.

Movie: The Great Muppet Caper