The Great Gildersleeve Quotes

[reading from the list of birthday presents that Leroy wants]
Throckmorton P. 'Gildy' Gildersleeve: One length of sewer pipe? That's important?
Marjorie Forrester: It is to Leroy.
Throckmorton P. 'Gildy' Gildersleeve: Fifty pounds of gunpowder? Oh, that boy.
Marjorie Forrester: That's to put in the sewer pipe. He's making a rocket.
Throckmorton P. 'Gildy' Gildersleeve: Oh. He wants something as ordinary as a bicycle?
Marjorie Forrester: Well, that's to make a fast getaway after he's lit the gunpowder.

Movie: The Great Gildersleeve