The Goonies Quotes

Data: Holy S-H-I-T!

Movie: The Goonies
Elgin Perkins: Hello guys. I'm Mr Perkins, Troy's father.
Richard 'Data' Wang: I know Troy. He's that cheap guy.
Brandon Walsh: My dad's not home Mr. Perkins.
Elgin Perkins: Is your mommy here?
Brandon Walsh: [scarcastic] No, actually she's out buying Pampers for all of us kids.
Elgin Perkins: [feigning laughing] Papers Joe. You can give these to your father to read through and sign. I'll be by to pick them up in the morning.
Brandon Walsh: Alright. Thank you.
Elgin Perkins: Thank you.

Movie: The Goonies
Harriet Walsh: [Sirens wailing] Where are my boys?
Harriet Walsh, Irving Walsh: Mikey? Brand?
Mikey: Hi mom. Hi dad. I guess we're in big **** now right?

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Mikey: [to One-Eyed Willie] Hi Willie. Oh, I'm Mike Walsh. You've been expecting me, haven't you? Well I made it. I beat you. I got here in one piece... so far. [lifts up Willie's patch]
Mikey: So... that's why they call you One-Eyed Willie... One-Eyed Willie. [takes a breath from his breathalizer]
Mikey: We had a long comment, huh, Willie? You know something, Willie? You're the first Goonie. [the rest of the Goonies show up]
Mikey: Yo. Hi guys. How's it going? This is Willie... One-Eyed Willie. Say hi, Willie. Those are my friends... the Goonies. [pauses]
Mikey: How long have you guys been standing there?
Brandon Walsh: Long enough, Mikey. Long enough.

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Mouth: C'mon Mikey, give me a lickery kiss!

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Sloth: Sloth love Chunk.

Movie: The Goonies