The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Quotes
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Stevens : You're... from Baker... Tell Baker that I told him all that I know already. Tell him I want to live in peace, understand? That it's no use to go on tormenting me! I know nothing at all about that case of coins. Now that gold has disappeared, but if he'd listened, we could have avoided this altogether. I went to the Army court; there were no witnesses. They couldn't uncover any more. I can't tell Baker what happened to the money; go back and tell him that!
Stevens : You're... from Baker... Tell Baker that I told him all that I know already. Tell him I want to live in peace, understand? That it's no use to go on tormenting me! I know nothing at all about that case of coins. Now that gold has disappeared, but if he'd listened, we could have avoided this altogether. I went to the Army court; there were no witnesses. They couldn't uncover any more. I can't tell Baker what happened to the money; go back and tell him that!
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Tuco : I'm very happy you are working with me! And we're together again. [ pause ]
Tuco : I get dressed, I kill him and be right back.
Blondie : Listen, I forgot to mention... He's not alone. There's five of 'em.
Tuco : Five?
Blondie : Yeah, five of 'em.
Tuco : So, that's why you came to Tuco. [ pause ]
Tuco : It doesn't matter, I'll kill them all.
Tuco : I get dressed, I kill him and be right back.
Blondie : Listen, I forgot to mention... He's not alone. There's five of 'em.
Tuco : Five?
Blondie : Yeah, five of 'em.
Tuco : So, that's why you came to Tuco. [ pause ]
Tuco : It doesn't matter, I'll kill them all.
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Tuco : There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window.
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[ talking to a chicken he has just caught ]
Tuco : If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?
Tuco : If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?
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Tuco : Hey! Hey everybody look! He's giving him the filthy money! JUDAS! You sold my HIDE!
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Union Captain at the Bridge : You'll all turn to dust,but one thing is sure, boys... Branston Bridge will stand unbroken.
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Bounty Hunter : [ three bounty hunters have cornered Tuco ] No! No pistol, amigo! It won't do you any good. There are three of us!
Mexican Bounty Hunter : [ holding a wanted poster ] Hey, amigo! You know you have a face beautiful enough to be worth $2000?
Blondie : [ from behind them ] Yeah, but you don't look like the one who'd collect it. [ Lights a cigar ]
Blondie : Couple of steps back. [ the bounty hunters draw their guns but Blondie guns down all three ]
Mexican Bounty Hunter : [ holding a wanted poster ] Hey, amigo! You know you have a face beautiful enough to be worth $2000?
Blondie : [ from behind them ] Yeah, but you don't look like the one who'd collect it. [ Lights a cigar ]
Blondie : Couple of steps back. [ the bounty hunters draw their guns but Blondie guns down all three ]
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Blondie : If you shoot me, you won't see a cent of that money.
Angel Eyes : [ frowning ] Why?
Blondie : I'll tell you why. [ Blondie kicks the coffin lid open ]
Blondie : Cause there's nothin' in here!
Angel Eyes : [ frowning ] Why?
Blondie : I'll tell you why. [ Blondie kicks the coffin lid open ]
Blondie : Cause there's nothin' in here!
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Union Captain at the Bridge : Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered... he's the winner.
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Angel Eyes : Even a filthy beggar like that has got a protecting angel.
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Blondie : If your friends stay out in the damp, they're liable to catch a cold aren't they... or a bullet.
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Union Captain at the Bridge : [ to his surgeon ] Can you help me live a little more? I expect good news.
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Tuco : I'm looking for the owner of that horse. He's tall, blonde, he smokes a cigar, and he's a pig!
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Tuco : [ trying to read a note ] "See you soon, id... " "id... " "ids... "
Blondie : [ taking the note ] "Idiots". It's for you.
Blondie : [ taking the note ] "Idiots". It's for you.
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Tuco : I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise. And sometimes they don't get up.
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Union Captain at the Bridge : [ swinging a bottle of booze ] The most potent weapon of war!
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Tuco : [ in the cave where his friends Pedro, Chico and Ramon are hiding ] If you work for a living,why do you kill yourself working?
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Union Captain at the Bridge : The Rebs have decided that bridge is the key to this whole area. Stupid, useless bridge! Flyspeck on Headquarters' maps. Headquarters has declared we must take that ridiculous flyspeck. Even if all of us are killed. Otherwise the key'll get rusty and just be a spot on the wall.
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