The Good Fairy Quotes

Dr. Schultz: I see... and what is it you're looking for, Mr. Schlipkohl?
Schlapkohl: Schlapkohl. Usherettes! To show the customers to their seats. They wear gorgeous uniforms, I designed them myself. A big hussar's hat, a little cloak, and pants with...
Dr. Schultz: Pants?
Schlapkohl: ...with stripes. Very effective.
Dr. Schultz: I dare say. The, uh, the pants, I mean, they're not too tight?
Schlapkohl: That depends entirely on the girls, the pants are all the same size.

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Konrad: I can use one honest lawyer, but don't overdo it.

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