A Midsummer Nights Dream Quotes

[advising Theo how to patch things up with his wife]

Oberon: You just go in there and you say the three magic phrases that all women love to hear: I'm sorry, I love you and You were right.

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[Last lines]

Puck: If we shadows have offended, / Think but this, and all is mended, / That you have but slumber'd here / While these visions did appear. / And this weak and idle theme, / No more yielding but a dream, / Gentles, do not reprehend: / If you pardon we will mend. / Else the Puck a liar call. / Give me your hands, if we be friends, / And Robin shall restore amends.

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[Theo tells Polly how much he loves her]

Theo: I've loved you, Polly, for as long as I've known you. But somewhere, somewhere along the way I stopped telling you. And that is why I'm so glad that here today in front of our friends and our loved ones, I'm able to tell you exactly what is in my heart. And this'll surprise you because it certainly surprised me: I've written a poem.

Theo: Yours is the voice I hope to hear / When my phone says One missed call. / Yours are the hands I want holding my ladder / When I'm papering the stairs and the hall. // Yours is the face I long to see / When I'm delayed at Waterloo. / And yours is the duvet I long to share / When my Calor gas is through. // Yours is the sartorial eye that I crave / When I'm having last minute suit doubts. / And yours is the hand that I want to hold / During funerals and penalty shoot-outs. // Long before my mind was made up / My heart belonged to you. / And at last I'm listening to all that it says / And I hope that you are too.

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Bottom the Weaver: Hark! I see a voice!

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Bottom the Weaver: I have had a most rare vision / I have had a dream / Past the wit of man to say what dream it was. / Man is but an ass if he go about to expound this dream. / Methought I was... / There's no man can tell what. / Methought I was... / Methought I had... / Man is but a patched fool if he will offer to say what I had.

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Bottom the Weaver: The eye of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not seen; Man's hand is not able to taste, his tongue to conceive, nor his heart to report what my dream was.

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Bottom: To say the truth, reason and love keep little company together nowadays.

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Demetrius, in Love with Hermia: [Puck is leading Demetrius astray through a fog] Lysander! Speak again! You runaway. You coward. Are you fled?

Puck: You coward! Are you bragging to the stars? Telling the bushes that you look for wars, and wilt not come?

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Demetrius, in Love with Hermia: [Puck is leading Demetrius astray through a fog] Lysander! Speak again! You runaway. You coward. Are you fled?

Puck: You coward! Are you bragging to the stars? Telling the bushes that you look for wars, and wilt not come?

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Demetrius, in Love with Hermia: Lysander, yield your crazed title to my certain right.

Lysander: You have her father's love, Demetrius. Let me have Hermia's. You marry him.

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Demetrius, in Love with Hermia: Where are Lysander and fair Hermia? The one I'll slay; the other slayeth me.

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Flute, the Bellows-Mender: "I'll meet thee, Pyramus, at Ninny's tomb."

Quince, the Carpenter: Ninny's?

Flute, the Bellows-Mender: Ninny's.

Quince, the Carpenter: Ninny's.

Flute, the Bellows-Mender: Ninny's.

Quince, the Carpenter: "Ninus' tomb", man!

Flute, the Bellows-Mender: [Flute begins to repeat Quince's words and gestures] Ninus' tomb, man!

Quince, the Carpenter: But you must not speak that yet!

Flute, the Bellows-Mender: But you must not speak that yet!

Quince, the Carpenter: Ohhh...

Flute, the Bellows-Mender: Ohhh...

Quince, the Carpenter: That you answer to Pyramus!

Flute, the Bellows-Mender: That you answer to Pyramus!

Quince, the Carpenter: You speak all your part at once, cues and all!

Flute, the Bellows-Mender: You speak all your part at once, cues... I won't play anymore.

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Flute, the Bellows-Mender: I'll meet thee, Pyramus, at Ninny's tomb.

Quince, the Carpenter: Ninny's?

Flute, the Bellows-Mender: Ninny's.

Quince, the Carpenter: Ninny's.

Flute, the Bellows-Mender: Ninny's.

Quince, the Carpenter: Ninus' tomb, man!

Flute, the Bellows-Mender: [Flute begins to repeat Quince's words and gestures] Ninus' tomb, man!

Quince, the Carpenter: But you must not speak that yet!

Flute, the Bellows-Mender: But you must not speak that yet!

Quince, the Carpenter: Ohhh...

Flute, the Bellows-Mender: Ohhh...

Quince, the Carpenter: That you answer to Pyramus!

Flute, the Bellows-Mender: That you answer to Pyramus!

Quince, the Carpenter: You speak all your part at once, cues and all!

Flute, the Bellows-Mender: You speak all your part at once, cues... I won't play anymore.

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Francis Flute: Asleep, my love? What, dead, my dove?

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Helena: I am your spaniel. And Demetrius, the more you beat me, I will fawn on you. Use me - but as your spaniel. Spurn me, strike me, neglect me, lose me, but give me leave, unworthy as I am, to follow you.

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Hermia, in Love with Lysander: [to Helena] How low am I, you painted maypole? Speak! How low am I? I am not yet so low but that my nails can reach into your eyes!

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Lysander: Helena, I love you, by my life I do!

Demetrius, in Love with Hermia: I say I love you more than he can do!

Lysander: If you say so, withdraw, and prove it too.

Demetrius, in Love with Hermia: Come!

Lysander: Come!

Demetrius, in Love with Hermia: Quick!

Lysander: Quick!

Demetrius, in Love with Hermia: Come quick!

Lysander: Quick, come!
[They draw swords]

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Oberon, King of the Fairies: Ill-met by moonlight, proud Titania!

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Oberon: Is Puck short for Puck-up by any chance?

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Puck: If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended. That you have but slumbered here, while these visions did appear, and this weak and idle theme, no more yielding but a dream. Gentles, do not reprehend. If you pardon, we will mend. Else the Puck a liar call. And so good night unto you all. Give me your hands, if we be friends, and Robin shall restore amends.

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Puck: Lord, what fools these mortals be!

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Puck: Up and down, up and down, / I will lead them up and down. / I am feared in field and town. / Goblin lead them up and down.

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Quince, the Carpenter: Come, sit down, every mother's son, and rehearse your parts. And we will do it in action as we will do it before the duke. Pyramus, you begin.

Bottom: Well, I begin. Oh, Thisny!

Quince, the Carpenter: And when you have spoken your speech...

Bottom: Then I stop.

Quince, the Carpenter: No, no.

Bottom: Well, then I go on.

Quince, the Carpenter: No, no! Then you enter into that brake; and so everyone according to his cue. Thisby! Stand forth. Speak, Pyramus.

Bottom: Oh, Thisny, the flowers -...

Quince, the Carpenter: Oh, Thisby.

Bottom: This-nee.

Quince, the Carpenter: This-bee!

Bottom: Nay!

Quince, the Carpenter: Ay!

Bottom: Nay!

Quince, the Carpenter: Ay!

Bottom: This
[he pulls his copy of the script from his waist]

Bottom: ... This
[he reads the scroll and scowls]

Bottom: ... This... neebay. The flowers of odious - -

Quince, the Carpenter: Odorous, odorous!

Bottom: Odorous, odorous. The flowers odi - - the flowers odorous savors sweet. Oh, Thisby, the flowers of odorous savors sweet; so have thy breath...
[He gets a whiff of Flute's breath and recoils]

Bottom: Oh, Thisby, my dearest Thisby dear. But h

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Quince, the Carpenter: Nick Bottom, you are set down for... Pyramus.

Bottom: I play Pyramus! I play Pyramus! I play Pyramus!... What is Pyramus?

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Theseus: No epilogue, I pray you, for your play needs no excuse. Never excuse, for when the players are all dead, there need none to be blamed.

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Theseus: No epilogue, I pray you, for your play needs no excuse. Never excuse, for when the players are all dead, there need none to be blamed.

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Theseus: The iron tongue of midnight hath told twelve: Lovers, to bed; 'tis almost fairy time.

Oberon: Now, until the break of day / Through this house each fairy stray. / To the best bride-bed will we, / Which by us shall blessed be; / So shall all the couples three / Ever true in loving be; / And the owner of it blest / Ever shall in safety rest. / Trip awa; make no stay; / Meet me all by break of day.

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Tom Snout: [Puck has turned Bottom into a donkey] Bottom, thou art changed. What do I see on thee?

Bottom the Weaver: What do you see? What; do you see an ass' head of your own, do you?

Peter Quince: [backing away] Bless me. Thou art translated.
[all run off, leaving Bottom alone on the stage]

Bottom the Weaver: Why do the run away? I see their knavery. This is to make an ass of me.

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[repeated line]

Helena: Oh, spite, oh hell.

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[Last lines]

Puck: If we shadows have offended, / Think but this, and all is mended, / That you have but slumber'd here / While these visions did appear. / And this weak and idle theme, / No more yielding but a dream, / Gentles, do not reprehend: / If you pardon we will mend. / Else the Puck a liar call. / Give me your hands, if we be friends, / And Robin shall restore amends.

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