The Golden Girls Quote

Dorothy: I was up all night thinking of how Ma's been hoarding all those checks from Phil and Gloria while I've had to go without.
Blanche: Well now, Dorothy, you really can't blame Sophia for your sex life.
Dorothy: That's not what I'm talking about! But since you brought it up, yes, I can! If I'd had the money, I could have been living in a swinging condo instead of with... I'd better not say anything until I've had my coffee. [she takes a sip of coffee] ...A SLUT AND A MORON!!!
[Rose and Blanche both look hurt by Dorothy's words]
Dorothy: ...I'm sorry, it must be decaf.

TV Show: The Golden Girls

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