The Golden Girls Quote

Rose: [in a flashback scene] This is a nice place. Do you come here a lot?
John: Oh, no, not really. I don't have much of a social life.
Woman: [approaching table] So, this is where you bring your cheap fake-blonde floozies! John, you disgust me; and as far as I'm concerned, we're through. [storms off]
Rose: Who was that?
John: My sister. I recommend the Poulet Véronique.
Rose: John, I have a rule; if I can't pronounce it, I don't put it in my mouth. Say, do they have gugenfrøtter?
Pregnant Woman: [to John] Alan! Alan, please, talk to me! You haven't answered my calls, you don't answer my letters, Alan, please, what can I say? What can I do to get you back?
Rose: "Alan"?
John: Nickname. [to pregnant woman] Susan, Susan, please, this is not the time or the place!
Susan: It's me, isn't it! I've driven you away. What if I dyed my hair? [looks at Rose] I'd even dye it that color! If they still make that color.
John: Susan, it's over and you have to accept that; and a word of warning: I haven't graded your final exam yet. [Susan leaves; to Rose: ] So, shall we order separate entrees and share?
Rose: Hold it! Who was that?
John: Okay, okay, so I've had a couple of bad relationships with women, that's not so unusual. Now, where is our waiter? ... Oh, waiter!
Male Waiter: [to John] Well, well, Peter! We just swing the way the wind blows, don't we? [looking at Rose] And who's this, Glinda the Good Witch of the North? You disgust me! After the way you've treated me I should scratch your eyes out! [voice breaks] Call me!
John: Poker buddy.
Rose: You know, I don't think this dinner was such a good idea.
John: Now Rose, please don't leap to conclusions.<

TV Show: The Golden Girls

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