The Golden Girls Quote

Rose: Okay we'll start the bidding at fifty dollars. Do I hear fifty?
Bidder: Fifty!
Stan: [entering lobby] ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS.
Dorothy: Stanley! What are you doing here?
Stan: Buying a date with the woman I love.
Dorothy: Oh geez! Not in front of people!
Rose: I have one hundred dollars. Do I have one-fifty?
Stan One-fifty!
Dorothy: Security! Have this man arrested! He's a lonely male impersonator.
Rose: One-fifty going once...
Bidder: Two hundred!
Sophia: Is he crazy? Didn't you give them a limit?!
Bidder: Two twenty-five!
Dorothy: Rose do something!
Rose: I have two twenty-five. Do I have two-fifty?
Bidder: Two-fifty!
Blanche: [jumps up from table] What! What is WRONG with you? The woman's been with lepers!
Rose: I have two-fifty. Do I have two seventy-five?
Bidder: Two seventy-five!
Dorothy: SOLD!
Rose: I say that.
Bidder: Three hundred!
Blanche: SOLD!
Dorothy: SHE says that!
Rose: Three hundred going once...
Stan: Three fifty!
Dorothy: Stanley stop it! I am not going out with you. I would rather be bound and gagged and left on an anthill covered with honey.
Bidder: Four hundred!

TV Show: The Golden Girls

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