The Golden Girls Quote

Sophia: [entering kitchen] Dorothy when was the last time you had sex?
Dorothy: Well that's a very personal question.
Sophia: That long, huh?
Sophia: That's perfect. From now on, you will be known as the Queen of the Festival of the Dancing Virgins.
Dorothy: Explain.
Sophia: Every year all the women from my village would hold a festival to recapture their virginity. It gives you a chance to say to the man in your life "What kind of tramp do you take me for?"
Rose: We had a Festival of the Dancing Virgins back in Saint Olaf. Every year we'd all go down to the lake and they'd be flopping around on the dock. Oh no Wait. That was the Festival of the Dancing Sturgeons.
Dorothy: What is wrong with you woman?!

TV Show: The Golden Girls

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