The Front Page Quotes

[McCue is questioning a woman via the telephone]

'Mac' McCue: Is it true that you took the part of Lady Godiva for charity seven years ago? Hello? She cut off!

Jimmy Murphy: What? Her hair? Tell her I'll be right over.

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Walter Burns: The son of a...
[Walter's elbow conveniently hits a typewriter keyboard]

Walter Burns: ...stole my watch!

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[McCue is questioning a woman via the telephone]

'Mac' McCue: Is it true that you took the part of Lady Godiva for charity seven years ago? Hello? She cut off!

Jimmy Murphy: What? Her hair? Tell her I'll be right over.

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Dr. Max J. Eggelhofer: Tell me, Mr. Williams, were you unhappy as a child?

Earl Williams: Not really. I had a perfectly normal childhood.

Dr. Max J. Eggelhofer: I see. You wanted to kill your father and sleep with you mother.

Earl Williams: [to Sheriff Hartman] If he's gonna talk dirty ...

Dr. Max J. Eggelhofer: When you were in grammar school, did you practice self-abuse?

Earl Williams: No, sir. I don't believe in it. I would never abuse myself or anybody else. I love people. I love all people.

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: I suppose that cop committed suicide!

Dr. Max J. Eggelhofer: Let us get back to masturbation. Did your father ever catch you in the act?

Earl Williams: Oh, my father was - was never home. He was a conductor on the Chicago-Northwestern.

Dr. Max J. Eggelhofer: Very significant. Your father wore a uniform, just like that policeman. And when he pulled out that gun, an obvious phallic symbol, you thought he was your father, and he was going to use it to hurt your mother.

Earl Williams: [to Sheriff Hartman] He's crazy.

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Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: Goodbye, Duffy. Watch the diabetes. Walter, it's been fun.

Duffy: What's he mean by that?

Walter Burns: He's leaving us. Getting married.

Duffy: Yeah? That hostess at the Hotsy-Totsy Club?

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: You're not even close. Why, this is a very classy dame. Philadephia. Studied to be a concert pianist.

Walter Burns: Where in the hell would you meet a concert pianist?

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: Well, actually, she's a widow. Husband cracked up in a brand-new Packard. Only had 18 miles on it. So, to support herself, she's playing the organ at the Balaban & Katz Theater.

Walter Burns: The one in the Loop?

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: Yeah. We've been dating three months.

Walter Burns: Jeez, Hildy. why didn't you tell me? Kid, I woulda thrown you a little farewell party...

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: Oh, no, no, no! I know your farewell parties! When Ben Hecht was leaving for Hollywood, you slipped a micky in his gin fizz. It took four of us to get on the California Limited.

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Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: I'm all washed up.

Walter Burns: What's that?

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: I mean it this time, Walter.

Peggy Grant: Oh, Hildy, if I only thought you did!

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: If I'm not telling you the absolute truth, may I fall dead. I'm going to New York tonight with you, if you give me one last chance. I'm going to cut out drinking and swearing and everything connected with the crazy newspaper business! Honey, I'll never even read a newspaper.

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'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: [walks into the press room to see the reporters drinking liquor] Ah, what's the idea, fellas? You know better than that. This is a government building!

Kruger: Uh, hi, sheriff.

Endicott: What'll ya have?

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: I got a good mind to have you all locked up!

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: The state's atterney wouldn't like it, because I bought that stuff from his brother.

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'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: [holding up his phone] He's waiting for instructions. What are we gonna do?

The Mayor: Tell him to shoot to kill.

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: What?

The Mayor: Shoot to kill, I said.

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: I - I don't know, Herbie. What about that reprieve? I-if it ever comes out ...

The Mayor: Nobody reprieved that policeman he shot. There was no clemency, either. Do what I tell you!

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: [on phone] Jacobi, you there? Listen. Shoot to kill! You heard me!

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Mollie Malloy: I never said that I loved Earl Williams and was willing to marry him on the gallows. You made that up!

Murphy: Oh, come on. You've been sucking around that cuckoo ever since he's been in the death house.

McHugh: Everybody knows you're his soul-mate.

Mollie Malloy: That's a lot of bunk! Like all that other stuff you been writing. Calling me an Angel of the Pavement and the Midnight Madonna. Who ya kiddin'? I'm a two-dollar whore from Division Street and you know it!

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Murphy: May the wind at your back never be your own.

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Peggy Grant: You don't mind waiting, do you?

Cab Driver: What's there to mind? The night is young, the orchids are smelling, the meter is running.
[click]

Cab Driver: Just made another nickel.

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Walter Burns: [after unsuccessfully posing as probation officer Otto Fishbein] Tell Hildy I wish him all the luck in the world, and I mean it, or my name isn't Otto Fishbein.

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Title card: This story is laid in a mythical kingdom.

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Dr. Max J. Eggelhofer: Tell me, Mr. Williams, were you unhappy as a child?

Earl Williams: Not really. I had a perfectly normal childhood.

Dr. Max J. Eggelhofer: I see. You wanted to kill your father and sleep with you mother.

Earl Williams: [to Sheriff Hartman] If he's gonna talk dirty--

Dr. Max J. Eggelhofer: When you were in grammar school, did you practice self-abuse?

Earl Williams: No, sir. I don't believe in it. I would never abuse myself or anybody else. I love people. I love all people.

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: I suppose that cop committed suicide!

Dr. Max J. Eggelhofer: Let us get back to masturbation. Did your father ever catch you in the act?

Earl Williams: Oh, my father was-- was never home. He was a conductor on the Chicago-Northwestern.

Dr. Max J. Eggelhofer: Very significant. Your father wore a uniform, just like that policeman. And when he pulled out that gun, an obvious phallic symbol, you thought he was your father, and he was going to use it to hurt your mother.

Earl Williams: [to Sheriff Hartman] He's crazy.

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Earl Williams: You don't have to answer this, Mollie, but is it true what they said in the papers?

Mollie Malloy: Is what true?

Earl Williams: That you were going to marry me on the gallows.

Mollie Malloy: Well, if it's in the papers, it must be true. They wouldn't print a lie.

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'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: Sorry to break in, Sheriff, but we've located Williams. This time, for real.

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: Where?

Officer Jacobi: On North Wabash, at the offices of the Friends of American Liberty. One of our patrols spotted him in the alley.

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: All right. Get every available man. Seal off the whole area. But remember, God damn it, I want him taken alive!

Officer Jacobi: Check.

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Mollie Malloy: I never said that I loved Earl Williams and was willing to marry him on the gallows. You made that up!

Murphy: Oh, come on. You've been sucking around that cuckoo ever since he's been in the death house.

McHugh: Everybody knows you're his soul-mate.

Mollie Malloy: That's a lot of bunk! Like all that other stuff you been writing. Calling me an Angel of the Pavement and the Midnight Madonna. Who ya kiddin'? I'm a two-dollar whore from Division Street and you know it!

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Peggy Grant: You don't mind waiting, do you?

Cab Driver: What's there to mind? The night is young, the orchids are smelling, the meter is running.
[click]

Cab Driver: Just made another nickel.

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The Mayor: Pete, get the Governor on the phone.

Plunkett: Oh, you can't.

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: What do you mean, we can't?

Plunkett: He's gone fishing. Just him, and an Indian guide, and a canoe. No phone, no nothin'.

The Mayor: he sure picked a hell of a time to go fishing.

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: [phone rings] Excuse me.
[exits]

Plunkett: Uh, just between us, it's not really fishing, because that Indian guide is really a girl. She' isn't even Indian. She's from New Jersey.

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Walter Burns: [after unsuccessfully posing as probation officer Otto Fishbein] Tell Hildy I wish him all the luck in the world, and I mean it, or my name isn't Otto Fishbein.

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'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: [holding up his phone] He's waiting for instructions. What are we gonna do?

The Mayor: Tell him to shoot to kill.

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: What?

The Mayor: Shoot to kill, I said.

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: I-- I don't know, Herbie. What about that reprieve? I-if it ever comes out--

The Mayor: Nobody reprieved that policeman he shot. There was no clemency, either. Do what I tell you!

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: [on phone] Jacobi, you there? Listen. Shoot to kill! You heard me!

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'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: [walks into the press room to see the reporters drinking liquor] Ah, what's the idea, fellas? You know better than that. This is a government building!

Kruger: Uh, hi, sheriff.

Endicott: What'll ya have?

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: I got a good mind to have you all locked up!

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: The state's atterney wouldn't like it, because I bought that stuff from his brother.

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'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: [the sheriff is passing out tickets to the execution] Daily News. Examiner.

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: Here you are, Rudy. The new man.

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: Oh, what happened? They finally fire you?

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: I'm retiring to my country estate outside Philadelphia.

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: Well, in that case, I will have a drink!

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: No, you won't. Not my liquor!

Rudy Keppler of the Chicago Examiner: What should I do with the second ticket?

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: Sell it to a scalper, like the sheriff does.

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'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: Sorry to break in, Sheriff, but we've located Williams. This time, for real.

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: Where?

Officer Jacobi: On North Wabash, at the offices of the Friends of American Liberty. One of our patrols spotted him in the alley.

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: All right. Get every available man. Seal off the whole area. But remember, God damn it, I want him taken alive!

Officer Jacobi: Check.

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'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: [walks into the press room to see the reporters drinking liquor] Ah, what's the idea, fellas? You know better than that. This is a government building!
Kruger: Uh, hi, sheriff.
Endicott: What'll ya have?
'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: I got a good mind to have you all locked up!
Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: The state's atterney wouldn't like it, because I bought that stuff from his brother.

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'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: [The sheriff is passing out tickets to the execution] Daily News. Examiner.

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: Here you are, Rudy. The new man.

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: Oh, what happened? They finally fire you?

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: I'm retiring to my country estate outside Philadelphia.

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: Well, in that case, I will have a drink!

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: No, you won't. Not my liquor!

Rudy Keppler of the Chicago Examiner: What should I do with the second ticket?

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: Sell it to a scalper, like the sheriff does.

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Dr. Max J. Eggelhofer: [after being wounded by Earl Williams] Fruitcake, Fruitcake!

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Dr. Max J. Eggelhofer: Tell me, Mr. Williams, were you unhappy as a child?
Earl Williams: Not really. I had a perfectly normal childhood.
Dr. Max J. Eggelhofer: I see. You wanted to kill your father and sleep with you mother.
Earl Williams: [to Sheriff Hartman] If he's gonna talk dirty--
Dr. Max J. Eggelhofer: When you were in grammar school, did you practice self-abuse?
Earl Williams: No, sir. I don't believe in it. I would never abuse myself or anybody else. I love people. I love all people.
'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: I suppose that cop committed suicide!
Dr. Max J. Eggelhofer: Let us get back to masturbation. Did your father ever catch you in the act?
Earl Williams: Oh, my father was-- was never home. He was a conductor on the Chicago-Northwestern.
Dr. Max J. Eggelhofer: Very significant. Your father wore a uniform, just like that policeman. And when he pulled out that gun, an obvious phallic symbol, you thought he was your father, and he was going to use it to hurt your mother.
Earl Williams: [to Sheriff Hartman] He's crazy.

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Earl Williams: You don't have to answer this, Mollie, but is it true what they said in the papers?

Mollie Malloy: Is what true?

Earl Williams: That you were going to marry me on the gallows.

Mollie Malloy: Well, if it's in the papers, it must be true. They wouldn't print a lie.

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Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: Goodbye, Duffy. Watch the diabetes. Walter, it's been fun.

Duffy: What's he mean by that?

Walter Burns: He's leaving us. Getting married.

Duffy: Yeah? That hostess at the Hotsy-Totsy Club?

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: You're not even close. Why, this is a very classy dame. Philadephia. Studied to be a concert pianist.

Walter Burns: Where in the hell would you meet a concert pianist?

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: Well, actually, she's a widow. Husband cracked up in a brand-new Packard. Only had 18 miles on it. So, to support herself, she's playing the organ at the Balaban & Katz Theater.

Walter Burns: The one in the Loop?

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: Yeah. We've been dating three months.

Walter Burns: Jeez, Hildy. why didn't you tell me? Kid, I woulda thrown you a little farewell party...

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: Oh, no, no, no! I know your farewell parties! When Ben Hecht was leaving for Hollywood, you slipped a micky in his gin fizz. It took four of us to get on the California Limited.

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