The Front Page Quotes

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: I'm all washed up.

Walter Burns: What's that?

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: I mean it this time, Walter.

Peggy Grant: Oh, Hildy, if I only thought you did!

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: If I'm not telling you the absolute truth, may I fall dead. I'm going to New York tonight with you, if you give me one last chance. I'm going to cut out drinking and swearing and everything connected with the crazy newspaper business! Honey, I'll never even read a newspaper.

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Murphy: May the wind at your back never be your own.

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Peggy Grant: You don't mind waiting, do you?
Cab Driver: What's there to mind? The night is young, the orchids are smelling, the meter is running. [click]
Cab Driver: Just made another nickel.

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Roy Bensinger of the Tribune: [picks up his phone] This is Bensinger. Give me a rewrite man. Oh, Marty, is that you?
[reads from notes]

Roy Bensinger of the Tribune: "New lead on the Earl Williams Hanging"... Yes, the execution is still set for seven o'clock in the morning. "The authorities are prepared for a general uprising of radicals at that time".

Murphy: [picks up his phone while playing poker] Murphy here. Get me rewrite.

Roy Bensinger of the Tribune: "Extra guards have just been thrown around the jail, the municipal building, railroad terminals, elevated stations".

Murphy: Update on the Williams hanging: Sheriff Hartman's just put 200 more relatives on the payroll to protect the city against the Red Army, which is leaving Moscow in a couple of minutes. Bet a dime.

Roy Bensinger of the Tribune: "Now, this is what the condemned man ordered for his final meal: shrimp cocktail with Thousand Island dressing, rare roast beef, Brussels sprouts, apple pie à la mode, Ovaltine".

Murphy: For his last meal, Williams is getting a 95-cent Blue Plate Special from the greasy spoon across the street.

Roy Bensinger of the Tribune: "At nine o'clock tonight, Williams will be examined by still another psycholigist, Dr. Max J. Eggelhofer, at the request of The Friends of American Liberty"... Eggelhofer. Yes, he's from Vienna... It's in my story this morning! He wrote that book, "Self-Abuse and Anti-Social Behavior".

Murphy: Poor bastard's gonna swing in the morning, and this big brain from Vienna wants to ask him if he played with himself when he was five. More later.
[hangs up]

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Roy Bensinger of the Tribune: [picks up his phone] This is Bensinger. Give me a rewrite man. Oh, Marty, is that you?
[reads from notes]

Roy Bensinger of the Tribune: New lead on the Earl Williams Hanging... Yes, the execution is still set for seven o'clock in the morning. The authorities are prepared for a general uprising of radicals at that time.

Murphy: [picks up his phone while playing poker] Murphy here. Get me rewrite.

Roy Bensinger of the Tribune: Extra guards have just been thrown around the jail, the municipal building, railroad terminals, elevated stations.

Murphy: Update on the Williams hanging: Sheriff Hartman's just put 200 more relatives on the payroll to protect the city against the Red Army, which is leaving Moscow in a couple of minutes. Bet a dime.

Roy Bensinger of the Tribune: Now, this is what the condemned man ordered for his final meal: shrimp cocktail with Thousand Island dressing, rare roast beef, Brussels sprouts, apple pie à la mode, Ovaltine.

Murphy: For his last meal, Williams is getting a 95-cent Blue Plate Special from the greasy spoon across the street.

Roy Bensinger of the Tribune: At nine o'clock tonight, Williams will be examined by still another psycholigist, Dr. Max J. Eggelhofer, at the request of The Friends of American Liberty... Eggelhofer. Yes, he's from Vienna... It's in my story this morning! He wrote that book, Self-Abuse and Anti-Social Behavior.

Murphy: Poor bastard's gonna swing in the morning, and this big brain from Vienna wants to ask him if he played with himself when he was five. More later.
[hang

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The Mayor: Pete, get the Governor on the phone.

Plunkett: Oh, you can't.

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: What do you mean, we can't?

Plunkett: He's gone fishing. Just him, and an Indian guide, and a canoe. No phone, no nothin'.

The Mayor: he sure picked a hell of a time to go fishing.

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: [phone rings] Excuse me.
[exits]

Plunkett: Uh, just between us, it's not really fishing, because that Indian guide is really a girl. She' isn't even Indian. She's from New Jersey.

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Walter Burns: Get back in there, you God Damned Turtle!

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Walter Burns: The son of a ***** stole my watch.

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[first lines]

Title card: This story is laid in a mythical kingdom.

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[Hildy tries to explain to his fiancee why he's still working for Walter Burns' newspaper when he promised to resign]

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: Listen, dear, something terrific has happened. I was going to tell but I couldn't!

Walter Burns: Tell her nothing. She's a woman, you fool!

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[last lines]

Walter Burns: The son of a...
[Walter's elbow conveniently hits a typewriter keyboard]

Walter Burns: ...stole my watch!

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[Hildy tries to explain to his fiancee why he's still working for Walter Burns' newspaper when he promised to resign]

Hildebrand 'Hildy' Johnson: Listen, dear, something terrific has happened. I was going to tell but I couldn't!

Walter Burns: Tell her nothing. She's a woman, you fool!

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[last lines]

Walter Burns: That train that just left, what's the first stop?

Telegrapher: Gary, Indiana.

Walter Burns: All right. Send a message to the police chief at Gary, Indiana. Tell him to meet the midnight train to Philadelphia and arrest one Hildy Johnson.

Telegrapher: Hildy Johnson?

Walter Burns: Yeah. Son of a bitch stole my watch.

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