The Friend Zone Quotes
Shawn Calvert: The biggest mistake I ever made was believing at nineteen years old that I needed to have my whole life figured out. That's when I fell in love for the first time. But while I was home planning our wedding and naming our future children, she was going out with what seemed like any guy besides me. She never felt the same way about me - which I knew - so in the interest of our friendship I never said a word about it. Because you see, some relationships just aren't meant to be.
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Nick Sloan: Nice guys finish last. Guys who drink pineapple juice finish last.
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Skyler Isabel Newfield: Hold on, what is this friend zone?
Erin Newfield: It's a pathetic excuse that guys make up to blame women for all their problems.
Shawn Calvert: The friend zone is where girls put nice guys like Charlie. It's what happens when a guy likes a girl, but she just wants to be friends.
Skyler Isabel Newfield: This is something guys talk about?
Shawn Calvert: Yeah, it's tragic really. See, once you're in the friend zone, there's no way out. And then you have a world full of Charlies running around with unrequited feelings towards girls who wanna use them, just because they're nice to them.
Erin Newfield: Sounds like a pretty lame-ass club. Not to mention it is incredibly misogynistic.
Carrie Hoffman: Yeah, Nick can date high school...
Nick Sloan: COLLEGE freshmen...
Carrie Hoffman: College freshmen, break up with them after three weeks, and that's different... how?
Nick Sloan: A, It's completely different. And B, Who told you about that?
Erin Newfield: I believe the line was: right now, at this moment, I need space. You weren't even clear with her about it! You strung her along.
Shawn Calvert: It's different, because the women actually want to be friends.
Nick Sloan: Bullseye! My new rule: never call a girl back.
Nick Sloan: To Erin: Ok, what about Danny then?
Erin Newfield: Danny and I are just friends.
Shawn Calvert: Bullseye!
Erin Newfield: He KNOWS we're just friends!
Skyler Isabel Newfield: Oh, c'mon. He's texted you six times already since you left Detroit.
Erin Newfield: - To Skyler: You, stop touching my phone. - To Nick: And YOU! You do not know the whole story. Why am I not entitled to choose who I want to
Erin Newfield: It's a pathetic excuse that guys make up to blame women for all their problems.
Shawn Calvert: The friend zone is where girls put nice guys like Charlie. It's what happens when a guy likes a girl, but she just wants to be friends.
Skyler Isabel Newfield: This is something guys talk about?
Shawn Calvert: Yeah, it's tragic really. See, once you're in the friend zone, there's no way out. And then you have a world full of Charlies running around with unrequited feelings towards girls who wanna use them, just because they're nice to them.
Erin Newfield: Sounds like a pretty lame-ass club. Not to mention it is incredibly misogynistic.
Carrie Hoffman: Yeah, Nick can date high school...
Nick Sloan: COLLEGE freshmen...
Carrie Hoffman: College freshmen, break up with them after three weeks, and that's different... how?
Nick Sloan: A, It's completely different. And B, Who told you about that?
Erin Newfield: I believe the line was: right now, at this moment, I need space. You weren't even clear with her about it! You strung her along.
Shawn Calvert: It's different, because the women actually want to be friends.
Nick Sloan: Bullseye! My new rule: never call a girl back.
Nick Sloan: To Erin: Ok, what about Danny then?
Erin Newfield: Danny and I are just friends.
Shawn Calvert: Bullseye!
Erin Newfield: He KNOWS we're just friends!
Skyler Isabel Newfield: Oh, c'mon. He's texted you six times already since you left Detroit.
Erin Newfield: - To Skyler: You, stop touching my phone. - To Nick: And YOU! You do not know the whole story. Why am I not entitled to choose who I want to
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Skyler Isabel Newfield: I have a question. A problem, really. See, every time I hook up with a guy, they wanna go out again. Where do friends with benefits fit into this friend zone?
Shawn Calvert: Maybe your problem is your tendency to lock men into bathrooms and force them to engage in conversation against their will.
Skyler Isabel Newfield: Shut up, I'm serious.
Shawn Calvert: Ok, well, here's the thing. I actually think women are more ok with casual sex than men.
Skyler Isabel Newfield: What?
Shawn Calvert: Yeah. See, for every Nick out there, there are ten Charlies. The hopeless romantics, the nice guys who want more. The problem is, the Charlies of the world are a silent majority. It's in their very nature to be shy, which is a real catch-22.
Skyler Isabel Newfield: And the Nicks?
Shawn Calvert: They're still out there.
Shawn Calvert: Maybe your problem is your tendency to lock men into bathrooms and force them to engage in conversation against their will.
Skyler Isabel Newfield: Shut up, I'm serious.
Shawn Calvert: Ok, well, here's the thing. I actually think women are more ok with casual sex than men.
Skyler Isabel Newfield: What?
Shawn Calvert: Yeah. See, for every Nick out there, there are ten Charlies. The hopeless romantics, the nice guys who want more. The problem is, the Charlies of the world are a silent majority. It's in their very nature to be shy, which is a real catch-22.
Skyler Isabel Newfield: And the Nicks?
Shawn Calvert: They're still out there.
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Nick Sloan: Look, I think you're really sweet and all that jazz, right?
Emily Hall: Yeah.
Nick Sloan: But I've been doing some thinking lately...
Emily Hall: Nick, where is this going?
Nick Sloan: Right now, at this very moment, I'm gonna need some space.
Emily Hall: Yeah.
Nick Sloan: But I've been doing some thinking lately...
Emily Hall: Nick, where is this going?
Nick Sloan: Right now, at this very moment, I'm gonna need some space.
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Gwen Kramer: Charlie, I love you. Very much. But I just don't think I'm ever going to be IN love with you.
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Erin Newfield: Danny, listen. You're one of my best friends. I just don't think I feel the same way about... us... that you do.
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Shawn Calvert: But here's the real truth about the friend zone: It's a load of shit.
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