Postal (VG) Quotes

Terrorist: Infidel! I crash a plane into your mother!

Movie: Postal (VG)
The Postal Dude: [shoots someone] That one's for your mother! [shoots another person]
The Postal Dude: That one's for the Pope! [shoots another person]
The Postal Dude: That one's for Bobo the space-monkey! [shoots someone else]
The Postal Dude: That one's cause I have ammo left in my gun! [shoots last person, bells ring]
The Postal Dude: That one's 'cause I can!

Movie: Postal (VG)
The Postal Dude: You probably thought you weren't goin' to die today? Surprise!

Movie: Postal (VG)
The Postal Dude: [after finding that it's the apocalypse in the newspaper] Hmm... Normally, I'd expect a fancy cinematic to explain a such crucial story element. The font is nice, though.

Movie: Postal (VG)