The Fast Show Quote
Renée: Oh we’ve just come back from London the capital city, there’s so much to see and do you know but everything’s so far apart I said to Roy ohh, me poor plates of meat, what did I say Roy?
Roy: Me poor plates of meat
Renée: We went to see Les Miserable you know oh its really disappointing its all singing, you know no storyline. The tourists they were all queuing up outside for their tickets I said to Roy it’s a good job we booked ours on the dog and bone, what did I say Roy?
Roy: It’s a good job we booked ours on the dog and bone
Renée: Went for a smashing meal at the Berni Inn myself and Roy, Big fans of Berni Inns and now there’s Harvester- what can you do? But there was like no room on the ground floor but the waiter found us a table up the apples and pears, where was the tables Roy?
Roy: Up the apples and pears
Renée: Oh the waiter was cheeky you know real cockney type but nice with it, and he said to Roy is this your daughter about me, and Roy said no - it’s my wife. What did you say Roy?
Roy: It’s my trouble and strife.
Renée: Don’t make me beat you again- Roy!
Roy: Me poor plates of meat
Renée: We went to see Les Miserable you know oh its really disappointing its all singing, you know no storyline. The tourists they were all queuing up outside for their tickets I said to Roy it’s a good job we booked ours on the dog and bone, what did I say Roy?
Roy: It’s a good job we booked ours on the dog and bone
Renée: Went for a smashing meal at the Berni Inn myself and Roy, Big fans of Berni Inns and now there’s Harvester- what can you do? But there was like no room on the ground floor but the waiter found us a table up the apples and pears, where was the tables Roy?
Roy: Up the apples and pears
Renée: Oh the waiter was cheeky you know real cockney type but nice with it, and he said to Roy is this your daughter about me, and Roy said no - it’s my wife. What did you say Roy?
Roy: It’s my trouble and strife.
Renée: Don’t make me beat you again- Roy!
TV Show: The Fast Show
