The Fast Show Quote

Chris: My name's Chris, erm, I am an alcoholic...
[AA group claps]
...I have got a problem, I can accept that, I'm not gonna give in to it. I'm gonna take each day as it comes. I've done a few bad things. I started when I was 14, drinking the usual cider, Newcastle brown and then whiskey, gin, vodka, special brew.
AA Leader: We've all been there.
Chris: Then, I moved on to stronger things, Night Nurse, Benylin. I was basically drinkin anything I could get my hands on, and that's why I came today.
AA Leader: Well done, Chris.
[another man stands up]
Man: Does anyone fancy a pint?
[everyone except for Chris leaves]

TV Show: The Fast Show

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