The Daily Show Quote


Patrick Leahy: We pass a law that says it's against the law to murder someone in the United States.
Jon Stewart: [stuttering] We-we don't have that law? I'll be right back. [Jon runs away, jumps out the door]
Jon Stewart: Ha, ha! Hobo! I got to find me a hobo! [runs up to hobo and starts strangling him]
Jon Stewart: Ahhh! Hobo! How do you like that hobo?
Man: Hey, murder's already illegal! [Jon runs back to news desk]

TV Show: The Daily Show

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