The Chumscrubber Quotes

Mayor Michael Ebbs: Terri, goshdarnit, you pierced his dorsal.

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Crystal Falls: [after Crystal's friends have mocked Troy's death to humiliate Dean] Look, I just wanted to apologize for what happened back there.
Dean Stiffle: Why? Did you do it?
Crystal Falls: No, but my friends did.
Dean Stiffle: Some pretty nice friends you got there.
Crystal Falls: What are you saying? It's better to have no friends at all?
Dean Stiffle: Actually, yes.

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Crystal Falls: You really don't care what people think about you do you?
Dean Stiffle: No, I really don't.
Crystal Falls: Nice trick.
Dean Stiffle: Thanks, I studied in the far east.
Crystal Falls: What's the first step?
Dean Stiffle: Well you start with years of ridicule...

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Mr. Peck: Who put that knife in the wall?
Billy: I did.
Mr. Peck: Fix it.
Billy: No.
Mr. Peck: Excuse me?
Billy: It's my room.
Mr. Peck: No. It's not your room. It is a room in my house.
Billy: Then you fix it.

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[repeated line]
Various: It's for school.

Movie: The Chumscrubber