The Car Quotes

Amos Clements: [complaining about Morris' french horn] If I hear another sound out of that thing, I'll ram it so far up your ass you'll be farting music for a year.
John Morris: [thoughtfully considering the idea] Wouldn't that be fantastic? Farting music!

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Chas: [to Lauren, as they drive past his mobile home] Just checkin' the tipi.

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Godfrey D. Scott: Both your eyes are very pretty.

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Randal: Listen to you. The guy is offering you the fire from Olympus that is the flying car and you trade him a bum foot?

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